moonlettuce: (Comic: Gambit)
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Title: Royal Flush
Author: Claire
Fandom: SPN/X-Men
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Rating: R
Word Count: 620
Summary: In which Gambit hits on Castiel and Dean gets jealous...
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] lassroyale's request on my drabble-type things post.

It'll just be a quick drink, Dean, Sam had said.

I think we deserve it, Dean, Sam had said.

We should take Cas with us, Dean, Sam had said.

And Dean, stupid fucking Dean, had actually listened to him.

Not that it hadn't been fun at first. Dean had ended up playing pool with a guy who may as well have been drinking water for the amount he was knocking back, while Sam had been at a table trying to put the moves on a woman who should have been way out of his league. (And Dean can appreciate that his brother's a good looking guy, but seriously? If Sammy gets to go home with the white haired, dark-skinned goddess with legs that go on for fucking years, while Dean gets stuck with the short, Canadian dude then he's fucking quittin', right here, right now.)

But what topped it off. What topped off the night of being thrown through the air and nearly fucking eaten by an emo goth wannabe who'd managed to get himself bitten by a vamp, is the slick-ass fucking slimeball who'd sidled up to Cas at the bar about an hour ago and hadn't fucking moved since.

"Hey, kid, you playin' or you tryin' to work out how to stop the Cajun from gettin' naked with your friend?"

Dean can't help but twitch at the thought, watching as the cue ball totally bypasses the ball he'd been aiming for, instead knocking the 8 into the corner pocket.

"Fuck--" Which, as a sentiment, Dean feels pretty much sums up the entire night.

The other guy grins, picking up the money from pool table and shoving it into his back pocket. "Shit, kid," he says quietly, pulling a cigar from his jeans and lighting it, "get over there before ya bust an aneurysm."

It's good advice, especially considering what Dean gets there in time to hear.

"--an y' should see what Remy c'n do wit' his tongue."

No. No, Cas should do no such fucking thing. In fact, if anyone's going to be showing Cas what they can do with their tongue, it's going to be Dean, thank you very fucking much.

Stepping up, Dean moves between Cas and the horndog next to him. "Cas, we need to leave."

"I t'ink Castiel want to stay, homme--"

But Cas isn't looking at Slimeball, isn't looking anywhere but right at Dean.

"Dean?"

Dean knows he's told Cas to stay out of his head, but he also knows the angel still listens in at times, so he hopes like fuck he's listening to this. Hopes Cas is listening to every thing that Dean wants to do to him, hopes he's listening to thoughts of Dean on his knees before him, of him lying on a bed as Dean slides into him. Hopes Cas is seeing images of Dean's fingers wrapped around his cock, and of him spread beneath Dean as Dean's tongue works him open.

And Dean knows he's got him, knows it from the hitched breath and the flush that comes to Cas's face.

"I'm sorry, Remy," Cas says, voice controlled and careful and, if Dean's become any sort of expert at reading Cas, about to break any fucking second now, "but I'm afraid we need to leave."

"Dat's a shame, Castiel--" But Dean can hear in the guy's voice that he knows he's beaten. "Will y' be comin' 'round dese parts again?"

"No," Cas replies, his gaze not breaking from Dean's, "I very much doubt if I will."

Damn right, skippy, Dean thinks as he wraps fingers around Cas's wrist. Damn fucking right.

Date: 2010-01-20 08:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mulder200.livejournal.com
LOL!

Jealous Dean for the win!

Date: 2010-01-20 11:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlettuce.livejournal.com
Jealous!Dean is always fun to play with ::grin::

Date: 2010-01-20 08:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xandutch.livejournal.com
Wow, Cas managed to stay seated! Impressive. *G*

Date: 2010-01-20 11:17 pm (UTC)

Date: 2010-01-20 08:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dametokillfor.livejournal.com
Cas... Remy... Cas...
I think my brain pretty much self-destructed at that thought in itself.
They should have a threesome and solve all their problems!

Loved this!

Date: 2010-01-20 11:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlettuce.livejournal.com
The threesome was the other option, but I figured Dean would want to stake his claim first ;D

Date: 2010-01-20 09:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] necro-omen13.livejournal.com
....oh dear god....why did I stop reading fics with Remy? WHY?
THEY NEED A THREESOME.
LIKE OMIGODSOFUCKINBADLYLEIKRIGHTNOW.

(GAAAAAMMMMMMMBBBBBBBIIIIIIITTTTTT!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D)

Date: 2010-01-20 11:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlettuce.livejournal.com
The threesome was the second option ;D

Date: 2010-01-20 10:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] entangled-now.livejournal.com
This was a sliver of pure awesome.

Date: 2010-01-20 11:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlettuce.livejournal.com
It was great fun writing it :D Even if my brain is now trying to figure out the logistics of a Supernatural/X-Men crossover...

Date: 2010-01-21 11:50 pm (UTC)

Date: 2010-01-21 12:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cherryshadowz.livejournal.com
:dead: I love Gambit, he's a sexy mother. This was great I'm glad someone prompted this :).

Quick question though who's this:
an emo goth wannabe who'd managed to get himself bitten by a vamp ?

Date: 2010-01-21 11:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlettuce.livejournal.com
It was great fun to write :D

And the emo goth wannabe wasn't a member of the Marvel!verse, it was just a passing vampire. Although maybe I should have had them attacked by Omega Red... ::grin::

Date: 2010-01-21 02:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com
Oh man this is a flawless victory. FLAWLESS VICTORY.

Date: 2010-01-21 11:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlettuce.livejournal.com
*\o/* ::dances you around the room::

Date: 2010-01-21 07:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thunder-nari.livejournal.com
Yes, please, Cas/Remy, please please please. ;)

Date: 2010-01-21 11:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlettuce.livejournal.com
::grin:: Quite a lot of people want to see Castiel/Remy ;D Glad you enjoyed :D

Date: 2010-01-21 12:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bathsweaver.livejournal.com
Bwee! ::hearts::

Date: 2010-01-21 11:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlettuce.livejournal.com
::grin:: Glad you liked :D

Date: 2010-01-21 03:37 pm (UTC)
meanheans: Blue glass tea kettle against a saturated white window (lord have mercy)
From: [personal profile] meanheans
DOOOOOD... Castiel and Remy!

!!!

Hell, Dean and Remy...

Dammit, they need to just work out ever conceivable variation of threesome they can. TWICE.

(Thank you, original prompter. Thank you so much!)

Date: 2010-01-21 11:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlettuce.livejournal.com
The threesome was the second option ;D Glad you enjoyed :D

Date: 2010-01-28 09:54 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] laura-trekkie.livejournal.com
Heee, jealous!Dean. Poor Remy, all his charm losing out to Dean's brashness :).

But now we'll never know if Sam got anywhere with Storm *g*.

Laura.

Date: 2010-01-29 11:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlettuce.livejournal.com
::grin:: In my head, Sam totally got it together with Storm.

Date: 2010-02-27 08:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crimsonquills.livejournal.com
I laughed so hard at this:

And Dean can appreciate that his brother's a good looking guy, but seriously? If Sammy gets to go home with the white haired, dark-skinned goddess with legs that go on for fucking years, while Dean gets stuck with the short, Canadian dude then he's fucking quittin', right here, right now.

*grinning* This was tons of fun! Thank you for sharing!

Date: 2010-02-28 01:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlettuce.livejournal.com
::grin:: In my mind, Sam totally went home with Ororo. And Dean, even though he has Cas, still can't believe that Sam managed to get a woman like 'Ro to look at him ;D Glad you enjoyed!

Date: 2010-05-10 12:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] monnasakura.livejournal.com
Hahahaaaaaa~

Date: 2010-05-10 08:15 pm (UTC)

Date: 2011-05-10 12:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] disterra.livejournal.com
Remy/Cas... my brain is doing the happy dance now.
That is so cute and plausible. LOL. Is the short Canadian dude Logan by any chance? XDD Cause LOL Dean meeting Logan LOLOLOL.

This is just wonderful. I don't really read crossover fics but damn.

Date: 2011-05-11 08:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlettuce.livejournal.com
It's totally Logan ::grin::

And so many people seem to want to see Castiel/Remy ::g::

Date: 2011-05-14 04:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] belle-favrielle.livejournal.com
OH MY GOD. THIS FIC IS LIKE EVERYTHING I'VE EVER NEEDED IN MY LIFE.

Date: 2011-05-14 10:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlettuce.livejournal.com
::grin:: Glad you enjoyed it :D

Date: 2011-10-09 09:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luvsbitca.livejournal.com
I love that Dean doesn't say anything to Remy, it's all about Cas and everything he intends to do to him.
Awesomeness!

Date: 2011-10-10 10:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlettuce.livejournal.com
It's totally all about Cas ::grin:: Glad you enjoyed :D

Date: 2011-12-14 02:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] torrinne.livejournal.com
I never knew how much I desperately wanted Dean/Logan friendship (or mutual orneriness?) fic until today. But I want it now. Badly.

And Remy/Cas? I like it. Basically I really want more of this story.

Date: 2011-12-16 11:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlettuce.livejournal.com
It's surprising how many people wanted to see Cas/Remy out of this ::grin::

Glad you liked :D

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