moonlettuce: (SPN: Jensen Ackles v3)
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Title: Plane Sailing
Author: Claire
Fandom: Supernatural RPS
Pairing: Jensen/Misha
Rating: R
Word Count: 1,872
Summary: Dear Diary, today I died of blue-balls and it was all Padalecki's fault...
Notes: Written for Day 11 of [livejournal.com profile] mmom. [livejournal.com profile] qthelights wanted: Jensen/Misha - Surreptitious masturbation. One knows what the other is doing, but can't do anything about it because Jared is *right there.* My brain put them on the plane after the Jus in Bello con in Rome. (At this point, I'm tempted to make a joke about snakes wanks on a plane, but I'll refrain ::grin:: ) Also, apologies for the pun that is the title.

Plane Sailing

Jensen presses a hand against the window as he looks out. The entire sky's made of dark and clouds, but he wasn't expecting anything else considering he's on an overnight flight across the Atlantic. They'd dimmed the cabin lights a couple of hours ago, but Jensen's always found it hard to sleep on flights. His mom maintains that's his dad's fault, and the fact he was once allowed to stay up and watch that Twilight Zone episode with William Shatner on a plane. His dad's only comment on the subject is that the only thing scary about that episode is the acting.

Normally at this point after a con, Jared would be next to him and they'd have already started trying to outdo each other on crazy fan stories. (Jay's still totally in the lead with the woman from the LA con and the peach cobbler and rubber glove story, although Jensen thinks that the woman who once told him that she was a reincarnation of Cleopatra and he was Mark Anthony and would he like to bite her asp comes a close second.)

This time, though, Genevieve's with them and, for some reason, Jared seems to think keeping his wife company takes priority over entertaining Jensen. ("She's cuter, smells better and puts out. Sorry, Jen, no competition…")

He's just debating on whether or not to grab his bag out of the overhead locker and get another book out (he's already finished Angels and Demons, and it was okay, but he spent most of the time imagining Ewan MacGregor dressed as a priest and kept missing plot points) when something flies past his face, bounces off the window and lands in the seat next to him.

Picking up the balled-up piece of paper that's sitting in the middle of the seat, Jensen smoothes it out to reveal Want to join the Mile High Club? in Misha's scrawled handwriting. Head jerking up as he reads the words, he looks across the aisle to see Misha grinning at him and holding the tube of lube Jensen thought he'd packed in his suitcase.

Jensen considers it for a brief moment. Working out the logistics of two grown men squashed into a tiny airplane toilet versus fucking Misha. Sitting here, bored as batshit for the next six hours versus fucking Misha. It's not really a contest, when he thinks about it that way. Then again, he's pretty sure he could put anything against the fucking Misha part and he'd come out with the same answer every time.

Nodding his head back towards where the toilets are, Jensen grins. His cock's already throbbing at the thought of burying itself in Misha, and he has to readjust his jeans slightly before he starts to push himself up. Just to sit straight back down again as Jared drops into the seat next to him.

"Hey, Jen, figured you'd still be awake."

"Jared! Hey!" He twists slightly towards Jared, crossing his legs and hoping Jared won't notice he's hard and straining behind his jeans. "I thought you were sitting with Genevieve?" He hopes Jared can't hear the please go away, please go away, wanna fuck Misha, please go away-- running through his head.

"She's asleep," Jared says, waving a hand towards the back of the cabin where Genevieve is. "I'm not that tired and I knew you'd still be up, so here I am."

"Great!" And by great he really means nuts. Misha's looking at him from his seat, pointing to Jared and mouthing Get rid of him--

And Jensen would if he could, would absolutely say Hey, Jared, you mind if I just go to the toilet, because I'd really like to be balls deep in Misha right now-- The problem is, Jared would ask questions and Jensen would have to start any answer with I realise we've never told you this, but Misha and I are kind of together--

To give them their dues, it's not like they've been together long, and Jared was pretty caught up in all the wedding plans and it just seemed rude to distract him with thoughts of the hot love affair going on between two of his co-stars. And, if Jensen's honest with himself, he liked the thought of having Misha to himself. Liked the thought of stealing moments when they could and the fact that it was just the two of them who knew what was going on. He wants Misha to himself for as long as he can before he has to share him with the rest of the world.

Glancing away briefly to wave one of the stewards over and ask for a couple of bottles of water, Jared carries on, oblivious to Jensen's train of thought and asking if anyone had asked Jensen his inside leg measurement during the Saturday photo shoot, or if Jared was just lucky.

"You're just lucky," Jensen replies absently, taking the bottle Jared's holding out to him. Unlike Jensen, who's apparently the most unlucky person in the world because he's sitting here instead of fucking Misha. He can see it now: Dear Diary, today I died of blue-balls and it was all Padalecki's fault--

Twisting the cap off the water rather more viciously than it actually needs, Jensen takes a drink. Jared's still talking, waving his water bottle around as he explains something that went on in one of the panels Jensen wasn't at, but Jensen isn't really paying any attention. He isn't paying attention because he's too busy trying to see what Misha's doing, without Jared realising that he's trying to see what Misha's doing.

So far, he can see a smirk and Misha's arm moving, because Jared's head is in the way and Jensen can't move without making it obvious.

Jared finishes his story and turns towards Jensen and JESUS HOLY FUCK-- Misha's arm is moving because he's got his cock out, fingers sliding leisurely over his hardness as he looks at Jensen, tongue darting out to lick at his lower lip. The water that had been going down Jensen's throat is now coming through his nose as he chokes, coughing and spitting water on Jared's shirt.

"Jesus, Jen, you okay?" Jared asks, concern in his tone.

"Went down the wrong way," Jensen manages to gasp out. Mainly because he can't exactly tell him the real reason. Oh, I'm sorry, Jared. I spit up on you because Misha's jerking off across the aisle. Yeah, that would go down well.

"Ah, man, I hate it when that happens," Jared comments.

"Yeah," Jensen coughs. "It's a real bitch." But not as much of a bitch as watching the guy you're sleeping with (because they're carefully avoiding the boyfriend moniker) stroking his dick when you can't get to him.

Misha's still smirking, the little bastard, his teeth working at his lip for a second before jamming a fist into his mouth to muffle what Jensen can only assume is a fucking sinful moan. Misha's thumb brushes over his cockhead and the overhead light reflects the slick of pre-come that he drags down his cock.

Jensen tries not to whimper, but from the look Jared gives him, he's pretty sure he's unsuccessful.

"You sure you're okay?" Jared asks, studying him. "You look a little flushed."

"'M fine," Jensen replies, wondering what people would say if he just clambered over Jared right the hell now and fucked Misha in his seat.

"Maybe you're coming down with something; you should try and get some sleep, it might make you feel better." And if all the blood hadn't gone from his brain in order to make his dick hard enough to hammer nails, Jensen would be amused at how well Jared can channel his mother.

"Yeah, that's a good idea." Because if Jared thinks he's going to get some sleep, then Jared is going to go back to his seat, leaving Jensen free to do dirty, wrong and perverted things with Misha. Jensen's dick twitches at the thought. And, oh god, why isn't Jared leaving yet?

"Of course, you could always just tell Misha to stop jerking off behind me. Pretty sure that would work as well," Jared comments, raising his voice loud enough to carry across the aisle.

Misha's eyes widen and he snatches his hand away from his cock, wincing as he stuffs himself back into his jeans.

"Dude," Jared says, twisting to face him, "it's a little late for faking innocence. Also, for a supposedly intelligent guy, you kinda forgot the window-reflection issue." Jared points a thumb towards the window next to Jensen, and the clear reflection of Misha's seat that it holds.

Misha holds up his hands. "I--" he starts, before the words trail off. Glancing over the back of his seat, he quickly looks down the rest of the cabin before getting out of his seat. The seats in front of Jensen are empty, so Misha kneels on one, facing the two of them. "Look, Jared," he says, "it was just a joke. I was just trying to wind Jensen up."

"Guys, relax. I know, okay." Jared's gaze is flicking between the two of them

Jensen doesn't try to deny it. "How?" he asks, stupidly proud of the way his voice doesn't break in the middle of the word.

"Let's just say I came home early once and heard some enlightening things."

Jensen's eyes meet Misha's at Jared's comment. He's pretty sure they're both trying to work out exactly when Jared could have heard them. Enlightening things covers a lot of ground, and there are some things Jensen would prefer Jared to remain unenlightened about.

"This wasn't the night before Jim's birthday, was it?" Misha asks carefully.

Please say no, please say no. Jensen doesn't think he'll be able to look Jared in the face if it was. That night had been-- interesting, to say the least. Interesting, fun, and more than a little sticky.

"I don't think you want me to answer that one." Jared grins at them, amusement in his eyes.

Well, fuck. Although, it did explain why Jared had bought an entire new set of kitchen implements the following week. They were on sale, his ass.

Misha's matching Jared's grin. And isn't it just fate that Jensen had to fall for someone as shameless as Misha is. Still, though, he thinks, shameless is kinda fun. Jensen's dick twitches at the kind of shameless Misha is, and Jensen can't stop himself from smiling. And then his brain kicks into gear.

Jared knows. Jared knows. Which means--

"Jay, you know I love you like a brother, right?"

"Yeah?" Jared replies, slight confusion on his face.

"So, don't take this personally, but fuck off, man, I'm dying here." Not waiting for Jared to move, Jensen starts climbing over him, his hand already reaching out for Misha. "Toilets, now," he states, tugging on Misha's hand and not caring if anyone else is awake to see them. It's time they told everyone, anyway. But, for now, it's just going to be him, Misha and the cramped conditions of an airplane toilet.

Misha just grins and lets himself be pulled along, Jared's amused chuckle following them all the way.
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Date: 2010-05-23 10:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mulder200.livejournal.com
LOL! Oh Misha , you horny bastard! And LOL at Jared for already knowing about the boys and Go Jared for getting some ass in the plane! Perfect!

Date: 2010-05-24 08:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlettuce.livejournal.com
In my head everyone knows, and there's a pool on set as to which day they're actually going to to tell people. (For those who are interested, Traci totally won...)

Date: 2010-05-23 10:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oddlyfamiliar.livejournal.com
Hee! This is beyond awesome :D

Date: 2010-05-24 08:17 pm (UTC)

Date: 2010-05-23 11:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyjamagurl.livejournal.com
LOL, I love this xD MIsha's such a tease ;) And Jared is just adorable for knowing all along xD

Date: 2010-05-24 08:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlettuce.livejournal.com
::grin:: Jared knows all ;D

Date: 2010-05-23 11:17 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] morganoconner.livejournal.com
*FLAILS*

(coherency really is overrated)

Date: 2010-05-24 08:18 pm (UTC)

Date: 2010-05-24 12:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heavenlyxbodies.livejournal.com
HAHA!!!! ROFL *hugs Jared* I so love you!

Date: 2010-05-24 08:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlettuce.livejournal.com
::grin:: Glad you enjoyed :D

Date: 2010-05-24 01:41 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] lilyleia78
Shamelessness is an excellent quality methinks. :)

Date: 2010-05-24 08:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlettuce.livejournal.com
It totally is ::grin::

Date: 2010-05-24 01:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blualbino.livejournal.com
Omg, Misha is so bad. XD

Date: 2010-05-24 08:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlettuce.livejournal.com
::grin:: Yep ;D

Date: 2010-05-24 01:56 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] qthelights.livejournal.com
Omg, hee!! This is awesome. I love that misha just whips it out lol. And jensen telling jay to fuck off so he can get some at the end? Priceless.

Oh and jensen snorting up the water? *g* so perfect.

I want a sequel in the toilets *g*

Date: 2010-05-24 08:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlettuce.livejournal.com
::grin:: I've got a few more to write first ;D

Date: 2010-05-24 02:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] writingpathways.livejournal.com
Bwah. That is awesome!

Date: 2010-05-24 08:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlettuce.livejournal.com
Thanks! :D

Date: 2010-05-24 04:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evila-elf.livejournal.com
LMAO! I loved it!
*mems*

Date: 2010-05-24 08:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlettuce.livejournal.com
::g:: Glad you liked :D

Date: 2010-05-24 05:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] uwalumni2.livejournal.com
Hehehehe! My face is sore from smiling so much! I loved it! Just visualizing Misha stroking himself and Jared seeing the reflecting and Jensen choking on water was priceless! This was hilarious! :D Smex on plane is up there with smex in the Impala!

Date: 2010-05-24 08:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlettuce.livejournal.com
With these two, sex anywhere is good ;D

Date: 2010-05-24 06:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zanyrainey.livejournal.com
Dear Diary, today I died of blue-balls and it was all MOONLETTUCE'S fault!!!!

*swoons* Ah, Misha-Masturbation! Beautiful Imagery!

Date: 2010-05-24 08:21 pm (UTC)

Date: 2010-05-24 08:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] colazitron.livejournal.com
I think what I love most about it is the fact that Misha forgot about the reflection in the window. It's so obvious! And so easy to forget! I was totally with the "damn, right, there's a WINDOW" xD

Loved it ^^

Date: 2010-05-24 08:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlettuce.livejournal.com
I like to think that all the blood was in his dick, which is why he forgot about the window issue ;D

Date: 2010-05-24 11:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rock-chick-333.livejournal.com
Oh, Lord, I sooo needed this today. Love you. :::dies happy:::

Date: 2010-05-24 08:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlettuce.livejournal.com
::grin:: Glad you enjoyed :D

Date: 2010-05-24 01:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonlit.livejournal.com
Laughed so hard at this. Absolutely priceless.

Date: 2010-05-24 08:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlettuce.livejournal.com
Thank you! :D

Date: 2010-05-24 05:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] love-jackianto.livejournal.com
That was great. I love that Jensen and Misha aren't nearly as much of a secret as they like to think.

Date: 2010-05-24 08:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlettuce.livejournal.com
In my head, everyone knows and they're all betting on when the guys are actually going to admit they're dating...

(no subject)

From: [identity profile] love-jackianto.livejournal.com - Date: 2010-05-25 03:20 pm (UTC) - Expand

Date: 2010-05-24 07:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] veggie17.livejournal.com
gswkewyrfadssguw!

Holy shit. This was amazing, and oh so hot.

Thank you for melting my brain! :P

Date: 2010-05-24 08:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlettuce.livejournal.com
::grin:: it's my pleasure! ;D

Date: 2010-05-24 08:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-blueeyes.livejournal.com
OH GOD YES!!!I so want to be on that plane ;)
hahaha Jared knew, that's so awesome.

Date: 2010-05-24 08:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlettuce.livejournal.com
What Jensen doesn't realise is that Jared always knows ;D

Date: 2010-05-24 09:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jcbat.livejournal.com
LOL! This is the embodiment of PERFECTION!!! LOVE IT!!!!!

And this is going to my cellphone collection for future re-readings!!!!

Date: 2010-05-24 09:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlettuce.livejournal.com
Thanks! Glad you enjoyed :D

Date: 2010-05-24 11:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wolfrider89.livejournal.com
OK, so now I'm officially happy. Thank you so much! This was pure awesome, and when Jared said "Of course, you could always just tell Misha to stop jerking off behind me. Pretty sure that would work as well," I kinda died of laughter/embarrassment. That was just so awesome! lol Misha forgot the window! lol
Also, this thing was HOT. I like. :D

Date: 2010-05-25 07:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlettuce.livejournal.com
lol Misha forgot the window!

Misha would like to point out that it's totally Jensen's fault for not telling Jared to go away in the first place ;D

Date: 2010-05-25 04:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] half-vulcan.livejournal.com
Jarad catching the reflection in the plane window and letting Jensen sweat it out was priceless. Great fic.

Date: 2010-05-25 07:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlettuce.livejournal.com
Sneaky!Jared is sneaky indeed ;D

Date: 2010-05-25 05:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] franzzypants.livejournal.com
lmao. *flails*

Date: 2010-05-25 07:25 pm (UTC)

Date: 2010-05-25 06:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dodger-sister.livejournal.com
Dude, awesome. I love Misha tossing the note at Jensen all wadded up and full of Misha-smart-ass-ness.
I love the anything-vs-fucking-Misha part.
I love that Jensen is kind of greedy and doesn't want to share Misha.
I love Jared calling Misha on having his dick out.

But my favorite part was this -

This wasn't the night before Jim's birthday, was it?" Misha asks carefully.

Please say no, please say no.


Hysterical and hot.

Date: 2010-05-25 07:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlettuce.livejournal.com
::grin:: Thank you! I'm really pleased you enjoyed it :D

Date: 2010-05-26 07:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cherazz22784.livejournal.com
Oh my! I am dying of laughter here xD Absolutely hysterical! Jared catching Misha and mentioning the reflection made me howl!!!!

Oh man I love you♥

Date: 2010-05-26 07:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlettuce.livejournal.com
Sneaky!Jared is sometimes very sneaky indeed ;D
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