The bunnies are talking...

Title: Monday Morning Bulletins
Author: Claire
Fandom: SGA
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard, Lorne/Zelenka
Rating: PG
Word Count: 418
Summary: In which DADT is repealed and John kisses Rodney...
Notes: Written for tipsywitch's request on my drabble-type things post.

( Monday Morning Bulletins )

Title: Pollination
Author: Claire
Pairing: Sheppard/McKay
Rating: NC-17
Summary: He's going to kill the botanists.
Notes: Originally written for the following prompt in comment_fic: SGA, John/Rodney, alien sex pollen.

( Pollination )

So, now that the sga_santa author's have been revealed, I can post this here ::grin::

Title: Shrapnel in his Skin
Author: Claire
Pairing: McKay/Dex, McKay/Sheppard
Rating: NC-17
Summary: He can't go to Teyla with this. And there's a hundred reasons why it can't be Lorne.
Notes: Originally written for dare_darcy for sga_santa

( Shrapnel in his Skin )

Title: Fault Lines
Author: Claire
Pairing(s): McKay/Sheppard, Lorne/Zelenka implied
Rating: R
Summary: When John Sheppard was thirty-nine, the Wraith made him a Runner.
Author's Notes: Written for the Home Team during mcshep_match 2008, with the prompt Weakest Link With massive thanks to wesleysgirl and mmmchelle, who did a fabulous beta, and any mistakes remaining are mine. And huge ::glomps:: and pom-pom waving to the Home Team, who were the most excellent cheerleading, researching, question-answering and all-round joyous team to be a part of *\o/*

A chain is no stronger than its weakest link, and life is after all a chain.
- William James

Link to part 1...

( Fault Lines )

Title: Postcards from the Corner Store
Author: Claire
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG
Spoilers: None
Summary: Welcome to Hell-shift at the C-Mart.
Author's Note: 1st person pov, outsider fic. Originally written for enviropony for the 2007 sga_santa.

( Postcards From The Corner Store )

Title: Paschal's Lamb (the Rabbit in the Moon mix)
Pairing(s): McKay/Sheppard, McKay/others
Rating: R
Warnings: Non-con (non-explicit)
Summary: Speak to us, she says, and tell of your life before us.
Notes: With grateful thanks to all the members of Team Angst, who were brilliant with their suggestions, cheerleading and beta'ing. And to Tem, who listened to me brainstorm and whine and bounce about this and still beta'ed it without smacking me about the head (which I more than deserved at one point).

This was originally written for Team Angst for mcshep_match under the prompt of 'Blue Moon'.

I've had a couple of zine stories time out that I haven't got around to posting yet, so I figured today's as good a day as any *grin*

Title: All I Can Breathe
Author: Claire
Pairing: Sheppard/McKay
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Aliens make them do it. With an audience.
Author Notes: Originally published in Ocean View 2.

( Teyla's face is tight as she's led back into the hut... )

So, I did this meme and got people to tell me what they thought I'd never write. And then I attempted to write some of them. Pretty much all of these are over the top crack. Don't say I didn't warn you...

( From opheliafic: SG1: Jack, Sam, Thor )

( From rhade_rad: Mag 7 Old West - Chris and Ezra find something strange and alien in the desert )

( From alyse: McKay/Beckett schmoopy kidfic )

( From the4ts: Beckett/one of the Combat Sheep )

Title: It Never Happened Like This In The Movies
Author: Claire
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: Sheppard / McKay
Rating: PG
Summary: "I don't know, Major. What do you normally do when you're alone in a dark room with someone?"

AN: Originally written for 1 Bdr Ocn Vu

( It Never Happened Like This In The Movies )

Title: The Other Side of Up
Author: Claire
Pairing: Sheppard/McKay
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Silence

Notes: This is purple, present tense and probably a few other things beginning with 'p', but it was either this or the damn Dirty Dancing thing that's still in my brain *grin*

( Rodney groans as John's hands touch him... )