My soul yearns for a SPN-Glee fusion where Dean is the Will Schuester character (only Dean would be unwillingly forced to run the Glee club, and he'd make them sing lots of Metallica and AC/DC and the kids would be all WTF is this? We want to do show tunes!, and Dean would be horrified and sickened, but he'd secretly come to enjoy it), and Cas would be Emma the guidance counsellor (not at all secretly in love with Dean, but Dean's married to his high school (or college..) sweetheart Cassie, even though they've grown beyond each other and ought to split up, but they haven't, yet, so it's all longing looks and tragi-comic romantic yearning).

Sam would be in there too, somehow, maybe as an English teacher or something. Lilith would be the cheer coach, under the supervision of gym department head Nick "Lucifer" Morningstar, with Ruby as assistant cheer coach, and Principal Michael, and Zachariah would be the Sandy Ryerson character because that makes me LOL until I'm sick.

Oh, and I suppose there'd be some kids in there singing and stuff, whatever.

My soul yearns for it, I tell you, but sadly I fear no one will ever write it. Like a monkey on the sun, it's too hot awesome for this world.