Impressed or Disturbed? It Could Go Either Way...

[moonlettuce]

So, I found out today that one of our members of staff (not my department) had his contract terminated due to masturbating at his desk. Apparently he denied it, but the evidence was on the underside of the desk :\ (And also, I really hope they made him clean the desk before he left.)

Now, keep in mind that all the floors in our office are a) open plan and b) in a building where the outer walls are composed pretty much entirely of window.

I'm not sure whether to be slightly disturbed by someone tossing one off in the office or kind of impressed at the apparent ninja wanking skills some guys in Newcastle seem to have developed.

Comments

[ravurian]

He was just a month early?

[davidbrider.livejournal.com]

Definitely points for having the chutzpah to do it in an open plan office.

But yeah, I hope he cleaned up after himself. o_O

[ngaio]

... so many questions! What was he wanking *to*? Who caught him? Maybe someone with a crush on him was 'using' his desk without permission?! Given your tendency to live at your workplace how often did he do this when you were in the building? (that one's a little creepy, sorry)

Also ninja wanking skills may now be my new favourite phrase!

[soupytwist.livejournal.com]

...Wow. That guy has to be DEDICATED!

[vamous.livejournal.com]

Just told everyone in the office - great hilarity all round, and just a tiny bit of Ewwww!