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Went to Newcastle. Came home with more Smallville and more gay porn. This is getting to be a habit...

Walked into HMV and came out with the Smallville soundtrack. The front has Clark, and the back had Lana, and I was 'But where's Lex?', only to get it home and open it and discover that the other side of the front insert is Lex. So, if you fold it out you get Lex and Clark together. Which works for me {g}

The downside of the expedition was I got cornered by a group of people preaching. One of them was with a microphone telling us we're all gonna die, but hey, Jesus did it, so we should be grateful, and the others were spread out handing out leaflets and words of wisdom. Picture the scene:

Him: Jesus loves you.
Me: Jesus should, I'm fantastic and everyone should love me.
Him (now slightly confused): Take a leaflet.
Me: No thanks, I'm trying to give up.
Him (whilst still trying to thrust leaflet into my hand): Jesus died for your sins. Embrace him as your saviour.
Me: Look, I write gay porn, I'm married to another woman and I think Lucifer got a bad rap. Now think about it, you *really* think I'm going to take that leaflet?

I took the stunned silence as my opportunity to escape without him following me {g}

But, you know, Smallville and gay porn. So it was worth it.

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Went to Newcastle. Came home with more Smallville and more gay porn. This is getting to be a habit...

Walked into HMV and came out with the Smallville soundtrack. The front has Clark, and the back had Lana, and I was 'But where's Lex?', only to get it home and open it and discover that the other side of the front insert is Lex. So, if you fold it out you get Lex and Clark together. Which works for me {g}

The downside of the expedition was I got cornered by a group of people preaching. One of them was with a microphone telling us we're all gonna die, but hey, Jesus did it, so we should be grateful, and the others were spread out handing out leaflets and words of wisdom. Picture the scene:

Him: Jesus loves you.
Me: Jesus should, I'm fantastic and everyone should love me.
Him (now slightly confused): Take a leaflet.
Me: No thanks, I'm trying to give up.
Him (whilst still trying to thrust leaflet into my hand): Jesus died for your sins. Embrace him as your saviour.
Me: Look, I write gay porn, I'm married to another woman and I think Lucifer got a bad rap. Now think about it, you *really* think I'm going to take that leaflet?

I took the stunned silence as my opportunity to escape without him following me {g}

But, you know, Smallville and gay porn. So it was worth it.