So, I didn't really fancy writing a letter to Santa or Cthulhu this year, so...

Oh Great and Superior McKay!
I have been a very good girl this year.
In July, I started to download the second season of Atlantis so I could watch all the eye-fucking going on between you and Sheppard shiny joy (100 points). In October, I wrote badevilwrong DH/JF RPS, and enjoyed it (-90 points). In November, I failed to finish NaNoWriMo and left it with you and John still stuck in a Wraith hive ship, and you hadn't even had sex by this point (-100 points). Last week, I made a small shrine in your honour, containing coffee, the SGA season 1 Companion and the Joy of Gay Sex Wormhole Physics for Dummies (100 points). Throughout the year I wrote fic which involved you and John talking and fucking and snarking and fucking and going on missions and fucking and being back on earth and fucking and loving each other... and did I mention the fucking? (1000 points).
In short, I have been very good (1010 points) and deserve to watch you and Sheppard fucking like mad bunnies a pony.
Your humble and obedient servant,
moonlettuce