The bunnies are talking...

Title: Seventeen Minutes to Perfection
Author: Claire
Fandom: Tremors: the Series
Pairing: Tyler/El Blanco implied
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,275
Summary: In which Mindy finds out that things have changed since she's been away...

( Seventeen Minutes to Perfection )

Title: Completion
Fandom: Tremors
Pairing: Tyler/El Blanco
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 110
Summary: In which there is graboid!porn...
Notes: Written for beren_writes's request on my drabble-type things post.

( Completion )

Title: Mate
Fandom: Tremors
Pairing: Tyler/El Blanco
Rating: PG
Word Count: 215
Summary: In which Blanco thinks about his mate...
Notes: Written for realpestilence's request on my drabble-type things post.

( Mate )

Title: Desert Island Jazz Band
Author: Claire
Fandom: Tremors
Pairing: Tyler/El Blanco
Rating: NC-17
Summary: In which the truck breaks down and El Blanco takes advantage...
Notes: Written for kink_bingo, for the Double penetration (one hole) square. This contains graphic sex between a human and a giant man-eating invertebrate. Yes, I slash the worm. No, that's not a euphemism. Yes, there's sex involved. No, I don't have any shame.

( Desert Island Jazz Band )

So, For the World is Hollow and What the Hell Was I Drinking Last Night? originally came into being because I couldn't make it to the annual Crimbo party at beren_writes's this year, and I couldn't let the night go by without giving the people there something to think of me by...

Which, for me, meant texting Graboid fic to some of them. In parts. For those who are interested, which is probably exactly none of you ::grin::, this is how it originally went out.

( Story under cut )

I'm reliably informed that there was a terribly dramatic round-robin reading, and I'm half tempted to try to get them to podcast it. Because we've got the fics, vid and archive, so podcasting's the next logical step, yes? ::grin::

So, at the beginning of December was the Christmas party of beren_writes, thwax and Beren's R. Since I couldn't be there in person, I decided to be there in spirit, and what better spirit, thought I, than texted Graboid fic...

Title: For the World is Hollow and What the Hell Was I Drinking Last Night?
Author: Claire
Fandom: Tremors
Pairing: Tyler/El Blanco
Rating: R
Summary: In which Burt and Tyler get drunk, and then there are consequences
Notes: Written for the attendees of the twins's Christmas party. Because I couldn't be there and I missed you all ::smooches::

( For the World is Hollow and What the Hell Was I Drinking Last Night? )

Title: Mulberry Bush
Author: Claire
Fandom: Tremors
Pairing: Tyler/El Blanco, kinda
Rating: R
Summary: In which Jodi gets some new stock and Tyler's a pervert.
Notes: Written for kink_bingo's 'Plushies / Furries' kink.

( Mulberry Bush )

Dammit, missed the 7th by seconds... ::grin::

Title: The Early Bird
Author: Claire
Fandom: Tremors
Pairing: Tyler/El Blanco, Burt
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: A sexual relationship between a man and a 20 foot long giant worm with tongues.
Summary: Burt sees something he shouldn't.

( The Early Bird )

There seems to be much pouncing going on in my text messages. And arching. Pouncing and arching are apparently my thing...

( Mag7 - Vin/JD )

( Primeval - Nick/Stephen )

( Primeval - Nick/Stephen v2 )

( Tremors - Tyler/El Blanco )

( Torchwood - Jack/Ianto )

Seriously, fear me if I have your mobile number ;)

Because this is what I do when I have your phone number...

( John/Rodney )

( OT4 )

( More John/Rodney )

( Radek! (And John/Rodney) )

( John/Rodney/Evan )

( My wonderful Tremors guys )

I'm also entirely blaming alyse for the icon, as I started reading bunnycomic on a bounce from her LJ and got sucked in.

Once upon a time there was  a mobile phone, the credits of an episode of Tremors on the TV amd an evil thought. This evil thought was stubborn and clung to life, and demanded that temaris know of its existence. So she did. And the cry of "Eewwwww!" was heard around the world as Tem read the text messages that landed in her phone's inbox.

And a new OTP was born.

I present...

Tremulous: A Love Story

( Go on and click, you know you want to... )