*sigh*

So I finish swapping over the CDs in the player, and I turn around and notice the monitor is blank. 'Bugger!' I think, 'monitor's knackered!'. And then I realise I just forgot to turn it on. But no! Now the monitor's turned on, the screen is still blank. Ensue much panic in where I curse the fates and the gods that decided George would break on this night.

See Claire rail at the injustice of it all. See Claire quickly work out how much is in her bank account and can she afford to buy a 'puter in the sales. And then see Claire slap herself upside the head when she realises that not only didn't she turn on the monitor first time around, she also didn't turn on the computer...

I knew I shoulda stayed in bed this morning...

*sigh*

So I finish swapping over the CDs in the player, and I turn around and notice the monitor is blank. 'Bugger!' I think, 'monitor's knackered!'. And then I realise I just forgot to turn it on. But no! Now the monitor's turned on, the screen is still blank. Ensue much panic in where I curse the fates and the gods that decided George would break on this night.

See Claire rail at the injustice of it all. See Claire quickly work out how much is in her bank account and can she afford to buy a 'puter in the sales. And then see Claire slap herself upside the head when she realises that not only didn't she turn on the monitor first time around, she also didn't turn on the computer...

I knew I shoulda stayed in bed this morning...

Open letter to the twat outside revving his car like it's going to be taken away from him tomorrow

Congrats, you have a car. You're also a tosser. Now fuck off.

Thank you,

Claire

Open letter to the twat outside revving his car like it's going to be taken away from him tomorrow

Congrats, you have a car. You're also a tosser. Now fuck off.

Thank you,

Claire