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People need to entertain me. And give me Hairspray porn. Corny/Link or Link/Tracy, I'm not fussy.
Seriously, people, where is the Hairspray porn?
Also, the car outside with its alarm going off needs to shut up, right now!
And the cat woke me up at stupid o'clock this morning. Considering I didn't actually go to bed until about 3am, this was not good.
Maybe I should write more Corny/Link. Poor virginal Link being deflowered by Corny. *snerk*
Or Link deciding he wants to have sex with Corny and starting a war of attrition to wear him down. Sending flowers, chocolates. Breaking into his house and waiting naked for Corny to come home. And Corny thinks he's a burglar and nearly brains him with a poker.
Seriously, people, where is the Hairspray porn?
Also, the car outside with its alarm going off needs to shut up, right now!
And the cat woke me up at stupid o'clock this morning. Considering I didn't actually go to bed until about 3am, this was not good.
Maybe I should write more Corny/Link. Poor virginal Link being deflowered by Corny. *snerk*
Or Link deciding he wants to have sex with Corny and starting a war of attrition to wear him down. Sending flowers, chocolates. Breaking into his house and waiting naked for Corny to come home. And Corny thinks he's a burglar and nearly brains him with a poker.
