Her breasts were soft, sweet cheese. Apparently...

[moonlettuce]

(Link snaffled from ms_manna).

So, I'm home from work as I need to be at a review at the carehome my grandmother is in later this afternoon, and I decide to turn on the computer to kill some time. And then nearly kill myself due to my inability to breathe after reading this post from vandonovan.

Seriously, if you've ever been in the Bad!fic panels at Connotations, then run to this post. Because, no matter how bad the fanfic ever got, none of it was as bad as this...