An open letter to Jared Padalecki and my subconscious

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Dear Jared (can I call you Jared? 'Mr Padalecki' sounds so formal...) Anyway, Dear Jared,

Please stop being dorky and adorable, and making me find you attractive. It's very disconcerting.

Thanks,

Claire

Dear subconscious,

Seriously? A dream? In which I'm dating said dorky and adorable and really rather attractive Jared Padalecki (and apparently having really great sex)? YOU'RE NOT HELPING!

kthxbi,

me