Because we get the stupid perverts...

[moonlettuce]

Dear numpty who rang our call centre today,

If you're planning on phoning someone multiple times with dirty phone calls, I'd really suggest it isn't a call centre, since most of them have, y'know, a little thing called number capture...

Yours,

Claire (aka: the person who couldn't stop laughing after a member of staff told her what had happened and then handed her this guy's phone number...)