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How to make a moonlettuce
Ingredients:

1 part obsessive compulsive bitch

3 parts gay porn slut

3 parts supreme overlord of the omniverse (with minions!)
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a hollow pyrex dildo. Add one small green alien, for love me love my alien! Overindulge horrendously! With chocolate! And possibly tentacles!

Date: 2004-06-15 02:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lost-house.livejournal.com
trust you! sugar bad... put down the sugar and step away from the LJ...

(ps: typed in you uname incorrectly first time... moonlettuice is scary)

Date: 2004-06-15 03:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlettuce.livejournal.com
Sugar good! Sugar sparkly! Sugar mine! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

(and you're right, moonlettuice *is* scary)

Date: 2004-06-15 03:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] temaris.livejournal.com
oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. I can't help feeling you may have tweaked that just a tad...

Date: 2004-06-15 03:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlettuce.livejournal.com
Who? Me? I'm innocent, I is.

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