Rambling January Day 17

[moonlettuce]

temaris wanted "World domination or infinite porn. Which would you prefer and why. Please provide examples :) (Both is not available at this time, please check and try again :) )"

Well, thinks I, let's see...

World Domination

Pros

I can get the writers of Teen Wolf to make Chris/Peter canon.

I can get 'What Happened in Budapest, aka: Fun and Games with Black Widow, Hawkeye and Coulson' made into a movie.

I can get Tremors 5 financed.

Tyler/El Blanco Day becomes an official holiday.

As does Phil Coulson/Clint Barton Day.

And Chris Argent/Peter Hale Day.

Everyone I don't like gets official portraits done by Rob Liefeld.

I can finance research into actually creating a sharktopus.

The Asylum win the Oscars. All the Oscars.

I can get the entire London Philharmonic to follow me and play the Imperial March every time I walk into a room.

Marriage equality.

No more men making decisions that govern womens' bodies.

No libraries will close.

Museums will get full funding.

Tithe will be paid to me in the form of Marvel tat.

Simultaneous worldwide releases of movies.

Those mornings that I just want to roll over and go back to sleep? I will.

Cons

I can't help but feel world domination would involve a lot of paperwork. And meetings. Should meetings be their own bullet point? Considering the number of meetings, probably.

Meetings

Weird shit given to you by people. Have you seen the kind of things people give the Queen? And she's only got a few countries, never mind the world.

People constantly trying to assassinate you and take your place. Although I'd be a benign ruler, so maybe people wouldn't send venomous snakes after me.


Infinite Porn

Pros

Infinite. Porn.

Cons

What kind of porn are we talking about? Visual porn? Visual porn from a typical male gaze? Fake lesbians where you watch and wince because they really shouldn't be doing that with fake nails on?

There's really only so much porn you can watch/read before you really want a plot.


Conclusion

Looking at it, I'd have to go with world domination. Who fancies being in my government?

Comments

[realpestilence]

"There's really only so much porn you can watch/read before you really want a plot."



SO TRUE

[moonlettuce]

It's all "That's nice, now where is your plot??" ::grin::

[realpestilence]

"One finger, two finger, three finger, fuck-again?" ~pouts

[temaris]

Technically, world domination would also bring some porn, although the meetings might cut into your porning time, the international travel would probably help counteract it, but infinite porn means including the bowchickawow medallion man stuff, so... good call :g:

I think you have a considerable number of would-be advisors &/or assassins immediately to hand :)

Edited to add: I love the imperial death march idea, and the Rob Liefeld portraits notion is beautifully evil, and also probably would be a moderately successful niche business :eg:

[moonlettuce]

I also think that the advantage is Liefeld will be so busy with portraits that he won't be able to get involved with comics again for as long as he lives. Win/Win *\o/*

[zellieh]

(Working backwards down the things I've missed; don't mind me)

You had me on the World Domination right up to Rob Liefield. As someone who has (some) artistic standards, I don't feel I could endorse any dictator who'd encourage such shoddy 'art'; instead, I propose that they should be the very first subject of a five-year-old and/or first-time fanfic artist and let everyone learn a lesson from the terrible experience.

Weird shit given to you by people -- would this include the sort of interesting tat you never knew you wanted, like stuff on Etsy? Because you could always put the terrible tat up on eBay, Gumtree or Craigslist and use the money to buy more Marvel tat.