Teddy Bears are better than men because...

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* you can always buy a bigger teddy bear.
* teddy bears make excellent traveling companions.
* teddy bears are never jealous of other teddy bears.
* teddy bears never hog the covers.
* teddy bears aren't only interested in sex.
* teddy bears know when you've had a bad day.
* teddy bears have little anxiety about their abilities in bed.
* teddy bears never stand up their dates.
* teddy bears always like your friends.
* teddy bears understand when you have a headache.
* teddy bears never complain about you not doing housework.
* teddy bears don't care about what you spend your money on.
* teddy bears love you just as much the morning after.

and finally...

* teddy bears never get a panicked look on their faces when you and your friends talk about gay porn.