Therapy is a wonderful thing.

[moonlettuce]

I am in the throes of remorse, realising, too, too late, that I not in fact a goddess at all.

I am stricken with guilt, and will be retiring to spend more time with my rabbits.

If anyone wants refunds on the donations to my church, you could try contacting my people. They are a little disillusioned at the moment so you might have to be prepared for some rants at the general futility of life but i'm sure they will try to help you when they come out of it.

Obviously any promises made in the heat of dionysian frenzy of eternal life, eternal youth, or eternal good slash archives cannot be honoured at this time.

If you have any other complaints, please contact lost_house or temaris, who are the real goddesses, and should be worshipped as the omnipotent beings they are.

My humblest apologies. Please send any mail c/o the Outer Mongolian Tibetan Outreach Monastery.