Ack!

[moonlettuce]

So, what are the two things which occur to leave Claire spitting cat hair out?

- The cat in one of her 'maybe I'll let you touch me, paltry human' moods. (She shows this by smacking me in the face with her tail.)

- Claire having just put lip gloss on

And which two things have just happened? And the first three guesses don't count...

*hack*spit*furball*