Carols for the slash generation...

[moonlettuce]

To Deck The Halls:

Here's a rolled-up, empty tube
fa-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Angel and Wes used all the lube
fa-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Look at Spike, he's quite impressed
fa-la-la la-la-la, la-la-la
And he'll join them when he's undressed
fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

To Rudolph, The Red Nosed Reindeer:

Wesley, the undressed Watcher
Had lovely smooth, pale skin
Spike and Angel loved to bite him
They loved getting Wes to sin
And their favourite pastime was
To stroke him and watch him come
Two vampires and a Watcher
Very happy in their threesome

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Wes's dad came to say:
"Wesley, you're a great disgrace
Come home with me, you must obey."
But Angel and Spike objected
As they both morphed into their game face
Now Wesley's dad is dead
And his head's on top of their bookcase

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