SGA 2x19 - Inferno

[moonlettuce]

Oh look, a blonde! Now John will flirt and Rodney will get jealous and then they'll go back to Atlantis and have make-up sex.

Hee! McShep bickerage *g*

lol! *luffs on Rodney*

John: I'm sure we can fix whatever need fixing.
Rodney: And by 'we' he means me. So, shall we get started?
Attractive blonde scientist: I'm sure I could learn a lot from you, doctor.
Rodney: *flustered* Oh. Well, I'm sure I can learn... erm...
Teyla and Ronon: *smirk*
Rodney: *glances at John* *realises look of amusement his boyfriend is giving him off camera* Let's start here, shall we.

It's a space ship! Watch John spontaneously combust with the orgasm of pilot!glee...

Y'know, the opening shot of Beckett? really not a good one.

An Aurora class ship.

Weir: Hopefully we can establish an alliance with them. And steal their spaceship of DOOM! Bwahahahahahahaha! Today, Atlantis! Tomorrow, the world! And finally, finally! will I be known as Mistress Elizabeth, Ruler of the Omniverse!

Oh noes! They've triggered a dormant supervolcano into being active! Lava! Heat! Sheppard and McKay having to get their clothes off!

Extinction level event! Have to evacuate the planet! Chancellor ignoring Rodney!

Rodney: Oh, I'm sorry. Was my volume turned right down?

Elizabeth: Dr McKay is the finest scientist we have. I'd trust his advice without reservation.

They're evacuating to Atlantis. Ten to one some of them get stuck on the planet and have to evacuate on the ship.

Eek! The Stargate has just been swallowed by magma!

Hubert!!

John: The ship in the hanger. Maybe McKay can fix it.
Rodney: Oh, maybe I can fix it! Place the pressure squarely on my shoulders for a change!
John: Well, I've discovered you're pretty good under the threat of impending death.
Rodney (to attractive blonde scientist): I am actually.

I can't describe how much I love McKay!

lol! The ship is call the Hipafaralcus. (Oh, I so spelled that wrong!)

John: Well, we're not calling it that.
Rodney: Oh good, then what about-
John: And we're not calling it the Enterprise, either.
Rodney: I wasn't going to say that... For my second choice, though, I'd go for-
John: How about we name it later.

::luffs on my geeks::

And is there a reason Rodney touches John when he goes past?

John named the ship the Orion. (And not the Onion, as I first typed...)

A hive ship! Eek!

Why is it always Zelenka who spots the Hive ships? I'd keep Radek away from the long range sensors, he just gets into trouble...

Attractive Blonde scientist (to Rodney): I have already learned so much from you just in the last few hours. Perhaps one day I could study under you...
John (in the background): *rolls eyes so hard he nearly falls over*

lol! You can tell what he's thinking is 'Bitch, get away from my man...'

Oh no! Silly people are taking their chances outside! They're going to die!

Eek! Lava flow just covered the hanger doors! They can't get out!

And Teyla and Ronon are stuck in the village because the tunnel to get back to the base is stuck.

Damn it, Teyla, don't talk! Use the last few minutes to have sex with Ronon!

Hee! The Daedalus saved them!

Noes! Another tremor has cut Sheppard off with some villagers and cut the communications!

Hermiod! Hermiod will work to save his Beloved!

::hugs:: Rodney who thinks he's lost his team and his boyfriend.

Rodney has a plan! Loves Rodney and his plan! Loves the look on John's face that says 'my boyfriend has a plan, and I'm not quite sure I understand it, but I totally believe in him. And did I mention he can kill you with his brain?'

They did it! Oh god, I was so sure they were going to do a 'to be continued...'

Oh, I liked this episode. The McKay snark, the Sheppard/McKay bickering, the hotness that is Teyla and Ronon. And Hubert and Hermiod! What more does a girl need?