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Torchwood

Jack and Ianto met because of a pterodactyl. And then Ianto's psycho ex-girlfriend tried to kill them. But she didn't. And so they had sex. The End.

Subsequent conversation with ngaio after she'd received this:

ngaio: This isn't porn, it's canon.
Me: For Torchwood, canon *is* porn.
ngaio: Point.

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RPS - Zac Efron/Shia LaBeouf

Zac reached out, grabbing Shia's hand and dragging him into his trailer. "I want you," Zac murmured, moving to undo Shia's jeans as he kissed him. "You looked so fucking hot out there."

Zac had originally come on set because the offer to see the new Indiana Jones movie being filmed was a dream come true. The problem was, he'd spent less time watching Harrison Ford and more time watching Shia's ass every time he bent over.

Part the second...

Zac's fingers wrapped around Shia's cock as he released the hard flesh to the air.

"Shit," Shia hissed, head banging against the wall as Zac jerked him sharply.

"Come on," Zac cajoled, ignoring the mew of disappointment from Shia as Zac's fingers left his cock. "I wanna see you come." Zac licked his palm, grinning at the noise Shia made as Zac went back to his cock.

"Oh god," Shia moaned as Zac's fingers gripped him tightly.

Part the third...

Shia shuddered in Zac's grip, the pleas falling from his lips captured by Zac's mouth. "Please," he begged, hands pressed against the trailer wall, scrabbling for purchase that wasn't there.

Zac grinned, hand speeding up until Shia cried out, shaking as he came. "So," he said, licking Shia's come off his fingers, "you think Harrison Ford would be up for a threesome?"

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Tremors - Tyler/El Blanco

Tyler stared into the mirror, teeth nibbling at his lip as he tried to fasten the tie around his neck, swearing under his breath when it went wrong.

"Tyler?" The door opened, Rosalita smiling as she walked in. "We're ready outside."

Tyler looked at her with a grateful grin. "Thank god you're here. This tie is kicking my ass."

She stepped forward, deftly tied the tie and grinned. "Now," she said, "let's make you Mr El Blanco."

And so they did...

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Torchwood - Jack/Ianto

Ianto straddled Jack, wrapping his hands in Jack's shirt and kissing him.

Without breaking contact with Ianto's lips, Jack's arm swept out, and pushed everything off his desk, ignoring the noise as it all clattered to the floor. Cupping his hands around Ianto's ass, Jack lifted him onto the desk. "I hope you've got lube," Jack growled, finally wrenching his lips away from Ianto's.

Ianto just handed him a tube from his pocket. "I *was* a boy scout, sir."