It was a friend's birthday at work today yesterday, and someone bought her the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy.
I came this close to just blurting out "Oh god, the bad Twilight fanfic porn makes the baby Jesus cry..." before I remembered I was in work and just smiled and backed away.
I came this close to just blurting out "Oh god, the bad Twilight fanfic porn makes the baby Jesus cry..." before I remembered I was in work and just smiled and backed away.