The Doctor / Jack Mini Fic

[moonlettuce]

Jack looked at the pulsing column of the TARDIS controls. "Is it just me or does that make you want to have sex?"

"Yes, it does," replied the Doctor.

"Okay, let's have sex, then," Jack decided.

The Doctor just grinned; his plan had worked at last.

The End.

Comments

[mattimooz.livejournal.com]

LMAO! I just read Jayne Porn again too I love these mini ones :)

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Mini porn is fun :-D

[dolores.livejournal.com]

I can just imagine Jack making wooshy TARDIS noises as he bounces up and down on the Doctor.

[saffronra.livejournal.com]

I'm never going to be able to read explicit slash fic featuring the two of them again without hearing that sound effect... *shakes head*

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Hee! Now that's a sight I would pay good money to see. (I'd pay bad money to see it too ;-)

[xandutch.livejournal.com]

Did the Doctor's plan include something to get Rose out of the way? Tell us more! ;)

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

*grin* Nah, Rose is off to the side with the camera ready ;-)

[katemonkey.livejournal.com]

That still cheers me up to no end!

YAY!

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

::glomps::

[probodie.livejournal.com]

Hah! Fabbu!!

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

*grin*

[sparklebutch.livejournal.com]

Every time anew I think for a moment your icon is a giant dildo.

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

It's the sex version of the Daleks. It trundles around going "Masturbate! Masturbate!"