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[moonlettuce]

"You have to have sex or Atlantis will explode," Elizabeth declared, pinning John and Rodney with her gaze.

Rodney's eyes widened. "Excuse me?"

"Is true," Radek nodded. "Have discovered that massive release of pheromones is needed to keep city afloat."

"That's ridiculous," Rodney started, his words cut off by John's hand suddenly resting on top of his.

"Rodney, we have to do what the city needs us to do."

Rodney glanced down at their linked hands and nodded resolutely.

Standing up, John led Rodney out of the room. "If you need us, we'll be in my quarters."

Carson watched the two men walk stoically out of the GateRoom, frowning as he pulled his month's ration of coffee out of his pocket. "I can't believe they fell for that."

"Again," Ford muttered, adding his coffee to Beckett's, as the doctor slid the small bags across the table.

Liz smiled as she took one of the bags, giving the other one to Radek. "Same time next month, gentlemen?" she asked, as she stood up.

Carson nodded. "Aye. After all, they've got to stop falling for it sometime."

Radek just grinned as he pocketed his coffee.

Comments

[davechicken.livejournal.com]

Mmmmcoff- er, I mean mmmmsex.

*EG*

*giggles some more*

[temaris.livejournal.com]

what *is* that on John's head in the icon? I mean... it can't be *hair*, right?

[the4ts.livejournal.com]

"Aye. After all, they've got to stop falling for it sometime."

Those two????? Never! Any excuse ... I mean faced with having to have sex with either of those two under most any circumstances would you hesitate? I know I wouldn't.

Loved the story, btw! Perfect, funny end to the day. Thank you!

[ladyvyola.livejournal.com]

Perhaps a tuft or crest, proudly displayed to attract his mate?

I'm reaching, aren't I? Thank god he doesn't have a wattle or something inflatable. ::shudder::

[burningchaos.livejournal.com]

*dies* I love it...like they won't use any excuse.....

[workerb.livejournal.com]

Hee! I love this.

They're so dedicated to having sex saving Atlantis.

[ship-recs.livejournal.com]

haha, that's wonderful.

[temaris.livejournal.com]

a wattle or something inflatable

Oh, thank you! Just when I thought it couldn't get worse. Maybe it's part of the genetic mutation of the ATA gene or something.

Ability to use Ancient tech: check.
Ability to voluntarily raise head hair as part of mating dance / threat response: check....

[temaris.livejournal.com]

You know, logically, they should *all* have sex.

*nods solemnly*

To raise pheromone levels to their highest possible levels, yes. Have sex they should. Mmm.

[sethoz.livejournal.com]

*snorts*

I think Rodney and John are in on it. They get part of the coffee rations and lotsa sex. Everyone [bar Carson and Ford] are happy!

*loves fic*

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Y'know, that's just begging for a fic ;-)

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

*grin*

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

*grin*

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Plot bunny, plot bunny, plot bunny...

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

*grin* You know it ;-D

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Hee! They know the sacrifices they must make ;-)

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

*g*

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Like a little puppy pile in front of the Gate :-)

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Hmm... has thought for part 2...

[sethoz.livejournal.com]

Part 2?? There's going to be a part 2???

*bounces and holds out hands*

[lishel_fracrium.livejournal.com]

*snickers* *snorts*

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

It's for the good of the expedition ;)