The Joy of Text

[moonlettuce]

From katemonkey:

"What's this for?" Rose asked.

"It's the queue to have sex with Jack," the Doctor replied.

"Then why are you in it?"

From katemonkey:

"Oh!" The Doctor said, "You're not dead!"

"Nope," replied Jack. "And now we can have sex."

And they did.

The End.

From alyse:

It was the slow slick slide of skin against skin that finally shut Rodney up. If John had gone with his gut and bet on the kissing doing it he'd have been wrong. He found he missed Rodney's babble though, although the breathy moans that replaced them were good too.

From katemonkey:

"I don't believe it!" Rose shouted. "What do you think you're doing?"

The Doctor and Jack looked suitably chastened and Rose sighed. "I didn't say stop..."

From katemonkey:

"It's not fair!" Rose pouted. "I want what you and Jack have!"

"Well, there's this..." The Doctor held up the strap-on with a grin.

From ngaio:

Rodney was scaring his staff. This was unusual, he normally irritated, infuriated, and generally caused them to have violent impulses towards him. But today he was... scary. He was smiling. He offered someone coffee. He agreed with Zelenka's ideas! What was going on?! Only Radek seemed immune to the worry.

Comments

[ngaio]

Nuts! That should have said 'unusual' not 'usual'.
Teach me to try to type into my phone at the end of a day.
I like katemonkey's 'I didn't say stop...'!

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

*grin* Have changed it :-)

[katemonkey.livejournal.com]

I should really post the ones you sent me -- and then I can free up the space on my phone!

(heh)

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

*grin* My phone has been flashing at me for days with a 'too full!' symbol, so I figured I should get them off there :-D

[lost-house.livejournal.com]

is katemonkey channeling you, she does a very god moonlettuce impression? or is it just an evil moonlettuce textporn virus that is spreading...

i too, like the "i didn't say stop..." :)

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Textporn. It's the choice of a generation... ;-)