SGA 2x12 - Epiphany
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moonlettuceOkay, so if someone tells me the epiphany in question is Sheppard finally figuring out that he's in love with Rodney and wants to fuck him against every surface in Atlantis, I'll be happy :)
"Do you have to park so far away?" Hee! Sheppard and McKay are so married.
"Looks like a door." "Yes, it is remarkable door-like." Less than threes Rodney.
Stones! Very handily hiding under some leaves. *thinks* And how did John know they were there? Does he suddenly have some sort of stone-sensing ability. Teyla can sense Wraith! Ronon can sense food! Rodney can sense stupidity! John can sense stones! They are the Sensetastic Four!
"It disappeared." lol! Hark, Teyla, Master of the Obvious...
lol! Ronon is so like a puppy. "Gimme a branch." *Ronon holds out huge branch* "I didn't ask for a log!"
Also, am I the only one thinking Rodney watched Blue Peter when he was younger. Today, MALP on a stick. Tomorrow, Tracey Island!
roftl! They just used the MALP on a stick line!! Ha, I think the same way as the SGA writers. O_O *Frantically thinks of hot John/Rodney sex...*
Oh noes! John got suckedby Rodney into the thing!
Woobie!Rodney. You bastards! You sucked in my boyfriend!
*eyes mountains* Okay, if Aragorn and Legolas come around the corner, I'm leaving *g*
Okay, Ronon so has a big boy!crush on Shep.
Eek! Camera recorded two hours in a few seconds. Time dilation!
lol! So, John almost shoots himself in the foot (yes, dear, if you shoot, it's going to bounce back at you. See Laws, Murphys...) and the thing he growls? "This is downright problematic, Rodney!" He wants his woobie.
Ooh, stubbly!John.
Yep, Ronon has a big boy!crush.
Okay, so why don't you write him a note telling what happened?
lol! Rodney: Dammit, I didn't send him a note.
Great minds *g*
Dammit, Rodney's is fucking hot when he is barking orders...
No! John, stay there!
Also: the beard? Not so hot.
"I hope you got us a real jumper pilot because I don't trust him [Carson] and I can't fly the damn thing a straight line." Best line ever *g*
Ooh, also: real jumper pilot? Does that mean Lorne's going to turn up?
lol! It's SGA does Predator!
Rodney: *lots of technobabble*
Carson: Very clever, Rodney.
Rodney. Yes, it is. Actually, it's Zelenka's idea...
Okay, it's SGA does a crossover between Predator and The Village...
Stop flirting, you bint! He's Rodney's!
*snerk* Everyone else is all zen, and John's thinking about the way Rodney slides to his knees after some missions. How his tongue darts out to lick at the corner off his mouth as his fingers reach out to undo John's belt. How, sure, solid fingers wrap around John's hard cock as Rodney leans forward, lips opening and taking John in. How his fingers run through Rodney's shirt hair, guiding, holding. How he feels it start from the base of his spine, pulsating outward with each swipe of Rodney's tongue across his flesh...
Well, there's nowt like leaving the new guy alone to fight the invisible killing machine *g*
She's able to see images in her mind?
O_o
o_O
O_O
Okay, hands up who thinks she sneaked a peak whenever John jerked off?
(Hands up who wouldn't have done the same...)
"I have known you were coming since I was a child. I have able to close my eyes and see your face, John..."
Gods, the look on his face is classic! It's 'Fuck! Mad psycho stalker woman alert!'
He's The One (tm). Although, Tem, does that mean there's now more ammunition for the Highlander crossover? After all, there can be only one ;)
I'm sure he's not doing it on purpose, but Joe Flanigan gets these great looks on his face whenever Sheppard has to get close to a woman. It's kind of 'And why is she coming towards me again?'
Y'know, when Rodney finds out Shep kissed someone else, he's going to be so pissed.
"You kissed her?!"
"Rodney, I thought you'd forgotten about me."
"Oh, so you just go out and jump the nearest floozy available?"
"Rodney, it wasn't like that. I held out for months, but I thought you weren't coming for me."
"You're not wrong there, Colonel. It's going to be quite a while until I'm coming for you, let me assure you of that."
Hee! Carson's dating Cadman.
Wow. That was anti-climactic.
Bitch, back off. He's Rodney's...
Oh, she's getting a strop at Rodney because John turned her down to stay with his woobie.
"What is it with you and ascended women?" *snerk*
"Let's get out of here?"
Er, how? You can't go back through the portal and Lil Miss Glowy Squid said you're not allowed to turn off the shield. Maybe they can turn it off by the power of hot gay sex...
*sporfle* So, I turn off the episode and close down RealPlayer and the Real message centre pops up with: Bricks of Atlantis! One track mind! Atlantis is everywhere!
"Do you have to park so far away?" Hee! Sheppard and McKay are so married.
"Looks like a door." "Yes, it is remarkable door-like." Less than threes Rodney.
Stones! Very handily hiding under some leaves. *thinks* And how did John know they were there? Does he suddenly have some sort of stone-sensing ability. Teyla can sense Wraith! Ronon can sense food! Rodney can sense stupidity! John can sense stones! They are the Sensetastic Four!
"It disappeared." lol! Hark, Teyla, Master of the Obvious...
lol! Ronon is so like a puppy. "Gimme a branch." *Ronon holds out huge branch* "I didn't ask for a log!"
Also, am I the only one thinking Rodney watched Blue Peter when he was younger. Today, MALP on a stick. Tomorrow, Tracey Island!
roftl! They just used the MALP on a stick line!! Ha, I think the same way as the SGA writers. O_O *Frantically thinks of hot John/Rodney sex...*
Oh noes! John got sucked
Woobie!Rodney. You bastards! You sucked in my boyfriend!
*eyes mountains* Okay, if Aragorn and Legolas come around the corner, I'm leaving *g*
Okay, Ronon so has a big boy!crush on Shep.
Eek! Camera recorded two hours in a few seconds. Time dilation!
lol! So, John almost shoots himself in the foot (yes, dear, if you shoot, it's going to bounce back at you. See Laws, Murphys...) and the thing he growls? "This is downright problematic, Rodney!" He wants his woobie.
Ooh, stubbly!John.
Yep, Ronon has a big boy!crush.
Okay, so why don't you write him a note telling what happened?
lol! Rodney: Dammit, I didn't send him a note.
Great minds *g*
Dammit, Rodney's is fucking hot when he is barking orders...
No! John, stay there!
Also: the beard? Not so hot.
"I hope you got us a real jumper pilot because I don't trust him [Carson] and I can't fly the damn thing a straight line." Best line ever *g*
Ooh, also: real jumper pilot? Does that mean Lorne's going to turn up?
lol! It's SGA does Predator!
Rodney: *lots of technobabble*
Carson: Very clever, Rodney.
Rodney. Yes, it is. Actually, it's Zelenka's idea...
Okay, it's SGA does a crossover between Predator and The Village...
Stop flirting, you bint! He's Rodney's!
*snerk* Everyone else is all zen, and John's thinking about the way Rodney slides to his knees after some missions. How his tongue darts out to lick at the corner off his mouth as his fingers reach out to undo John's belt. How, sure, solid fingers wrap around John's hard cock as Rodney leans forward, lips opening and taking John in. How his fingers run through Rodney's shirt hair, guiding, holding. How he feels it start from the base of his spine, pulsating outward with each swipe of Rodney's tongue across his flesh...
Well, there's nowt like leaving the new guy alone to fight the invisible killing machine *g*
She's able to see images in her mind?
O_o
o_O
O_O
Okay, hands up who thinks she sneaked a peak whenever John jerked off?
(Hands up who wouldn't have done the same...)
"I have known you were coming since I was a child. I have able to close my eyes and see your face, John..."
Gods, the look on his face is classic! It's 'Fuck! Mad psycho stalker woman alert!'
He's The One (tm). Although, Tem, does that mean there's now more ammunition for the Highlander crossover? After all, there can be only one ;)
I'm sure he's not doing it on purpose, but Joe Flanigan gets these great looks on his face whenever Sheppard has to get close to a woman. It's kind of 'And why is she coming towards me again?'
Y'know, when Rodney finds out Shep kissed someone else, he's going to be so pissed.
"You kissed her?!"
"Rodney, I thought you'd forgotten about me."
"Oh, so you just go out and jump the nearest floozy available?"
"Rodney, it wasn't like that. I held out for months, but I thought you weren't coming for me."
"You're not wrong there, Colonel. It's going to be quite a while until I'm coming for you, let me assure you of that."
Hee! Carson's dating Cadman.
Wow. That was anti-climactic.
Bitch, back off. He's Rodney's...
Oh, she's getting a strop at Rodney because John turned her down to stay with his woobie.
"What is it with you and ascended women?" *snerk*
"Let's get out of here?"
Er, how? You can't go back through the portal and Lil Miss Glowy Squid said you're not allowed to turn off the shield. Maybe they can turn it off by the power of hot gay sex...
*sporfle* So, I turn off the episode and close down RealPlayer and the Real message centre pops up with: Bricks of Atlantis! One track mind! Atlantis is everywhere!
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Date: 2005-12-05 04:37 am (UTC)HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, man.
Ha, I think the same way as the SGA writers. O_O *Frantically thinks of hot John/Rodney sex...*
Please, please do.
(Hands up who wouldn't have done the same...)
*sits on her hands*
*g*