I don't want to go to work in the morning. I want to stay home and read porn and watch DVDs and make cards (fear my new-found craft-fu). Unfortunately, I don't think my work will accept that for me taking a random day off. (Unless I take an actual holiday, which I don't want to do.)
Damn, it's rather annoying having to be sensible.
Damn, it's rather annoying having to be sensible.