The duplicitous nature of sausage rolls
Apr. 26th, 2006 11:30 pmYou know packets of sausage rolls? The ones you put in the oven to cook? They lie! Lie, I tell you!
15 minutes at gas mark 7 the packet said. 60 minutes later and they're finally all cooked. Lies! Nothing but lies!
Okay, so there was 120 of them in the oven altogether, which was actually three packets, but that really shouldn't make any difference...
15 minutes at gas mark 7 the packet said. 60 minutes later and they're finally all cooked. Lies! Nothing but lies!
Okay, so there was 120 of them in the oven altogether, which was actually three packets, but that really shouldn't make any difference...