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ngaio*
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Dear guy on the Metro,
If the Metro is full, please remember it's only polite to take your overly-large backpack off and put it between your feet. Especially if you're six foot something and said backpack is on level with my head.
No love,
the lass who swore at you when you smacked her in the face and didn't even apologise.
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I have a bizarre urge for marmite sandwiches.
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Go! Read wank!fic. It's for the good of mankind...
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If genetic engineering meant we could produce blue oranges, would they still be oranges? Or would they be blues?
ngaio*Stickers!
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Dear guy on the Metro,
If the Metro is full, please remember it's only polite to take your overly-large backpack off and put it between your feet. Especially if you're six foot something and said backpack is on level with my head.
No love,
the lass who swore at you when you smacked her in the face and didn't even apologise.
~
I have a bizarre urge for marmite sandwiches.
~
Go! Read wank!fic. It's for the good of mankind...
~
If genetic engineering meant we could produce blue oranges, would they still be oranges? Or would they be blues?
