Here, have a tissue...
May. 23rd, 2006 08:21 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
moonlettuceIs it just me or does anyone else read the phrase 'weeping cock' and imagine Rodney looking down at his cock and then complaining at John for being mean and making his cock cry?
"Apologise!"
"I didn't do anything!"
"You were mean! You made my cock cry!"
*a small sniffle comes from the region of Rodney's groin*
*John sighs*
"Fine, I'm sorry."
*Rodney eyes John*
"And how about with less of the Mr Sarcastic?"
*John rolls his eyes*
"For god's sake, Rodney, I am not apologising for making your cock cry!"
"Then we're never having sex again."
*A millisecond passes*
"I'm sorry."
*John retrieves a hanky from his pocket and uses it to wipe up little cock!tears*
*Rodney grins*
"Thought you might be."
"Apologise!"
"I didn't do anything!"
"You were mean! You made my cock cry!"
*a small sniffle comes from the region of Rodney's groin*
*John sighs*
"Fine, I'm sorry."
*Rodney eyes John*
"And how about with less of the Mr Sarcastic?"
*John rolls his eyes*
"For god's sake, Rodney, I am not apologising for making your cock cry!"
"Then we're never having sex again."
*A millisecond passes*
"I'm sorry."
*John retrieves a hanky from his pocket and uses it to wipe up little cock!tears*
*Rodney grins*
"Thought you might be."
