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[moonlettuce]

OMG!!!! I am so, so, sorry to have to tell you!

This is temaris. There was a terrible accident with the Baileys ice cream ... and .. it's too horrible to describe. Really.

She ... Moonlettuce is in a terrible state. The clotted cream ice cream is nearly fully depleted, and she has been reduced to blinking out her ... last story ...

We thought it was a death bed wish until the words John's cock came through, and we realised it was actually text porn.

I ... I will keep you updated... we're expecting part 2 of 3 shortly ...

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[mandragora1.livejournal.com]

Does she want anything? Lip gloss, sparkly balloons, snappy streamers, My Little Pony, updating her wish-list on Amazon.co.uk?

'Cos, you know, we all want her last moments on earth to be happy, and fun-filled and very, very sparkly.

*sobs*

[temaris.livejournal.com]

I -- we -- appreciate your thoughts. She blinked a lot when I read out your message, and I'm almost sure that it *was* a smile, and not an involuntary facial tic like the others were saying. We couldn't tell what she was saying -- we were checking LJ at the time -- but I'm sure she was happy.

*clings*

[mandragora1.livejournal.com]

I'm-- Just happy to have bought joy to her last moments.

Well, that and the glitter lip gloss. Cherry flavour.

[alyse]

::sniff::

Oh no! When her last text blinked out porn is ready, we must celebrate her life by ensuring that webpages are set up in her honour and it's nominated for every award going.

She deserves it for being so very, very brave!

Are you sure that it wasn't her life as an undercover cop catching up with her? Did her boyfriend blow her cover resulting in booby trapped baileys ice cream? In other words, was it really an accident, or were more nefarious elements at work?

It could happen! In fact, it could all be a conspiracy by marauding bands of BNF wannabes, desperate for the well earned attention and accolades that she gets!

We must all gather together and be sparkly in her name!

And in honour of how broken up this news has left me, I use the broken icon. Hmmmm... Pretty, pretty beaten up Jensen. I would only use it for you, my love!

::sobs inconsolably::

[temaris.livejournal.com]

Oh! That's a beautiful idea. And so generous of you! I'm, so, so, touched.

I -- I don't know if it might be that? She spoke so little about them, it was almost as if she didn't want us to know about her secret, secret, private, friendslocked and filtered, secret life.

The ... the doctors say there are ... heavy metal symptoms -- long hair, power chords, thickly muscled neck and wrecked hotel room -- someone said it might be argon.

*holds on*

[alyse]

I'm, so, so, touched.

It's the least I can do ::sniff:: Our lives were so touched by her (sometimes in the good bad and wrong way) and we were all made better by her presents presence.

She spoke so little about them, it was almost as if she didn't want us to know about her secret, secret, private, friendslocked and filtered, secret life.

OMG! It's just like that poor girl who suffered so much back in New Pros! With the drama and the ex-boyfriend and the plagiarism completely understandable similarities and the pseuicide tragic end!

Oh noes! A brain embolism is imminent once she's had time to blink out plagiarised fic!

::clings to you::

[beren-writes.livejournal.com]

Oh, Al!

*weeps*

[temaris.livejournal.com]

It's true! We knew so little, and loved so well. It's the old, old f-w'ed story.

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

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[alyse]

Oh, my love. You are so, so brave!

::weeps inconsolably and sets up several internet blinky shrines in your honour::

[daegaer.livejournal.com]

Oh my Godde!!111! Where can I send the glitter pens?

She's like a beautiful rainbow, a beautiful sparkly rainbow. Filled with John's cock.

*weeps*

[temaris.livejournal.com]

Oh! You're so sweet! We were a little distracted by Heroes and Harry/Draco porn, but we so, so appreciate your generous, thoughtful gesture.

I'll let you know soon where to send the glitter pens and any donations you may wish to consider for the Kitten fund, for her poor, Soon-to-be-Orphaned kitten, Kaboodle.

*hugs*

[xandutch.livejournal.com]

*splutters loudly into large hankie*

But are you sure it isn't a death bed wish? *wails*