So, I spent part of the night cleaning my front door after some little shit hurled an egg at it. I had planned on it only being a five minute job, however there was a fatal flaw in my plan of 'just throw boiling water at it to clean it off'. (Note, when I told this to
temaris over the phone, she kinda went quiet at this point and said "Oh, Claire, you didn't.")
Well, I did...
...
Yup, I ended up with scrambled egg on my door.
Cue me for the next ten minutes scrubbing at my door with a scourer and hot soapy water.
And the lesson for the day? That every time I come into contact with children, or the actions of children impact on my life, it merely goes to reiterate how much I dislike children and how bloody intelligent the decision I made years ago never to have them was.
Also, that I really should think my actions through more before throwing boiling water at things, but we'll skip past that part...
Well, I did...
...
Yup, I ended up with scrambled egg on my door.
Cue me for the next ten minutes scrubbing at my door with a scourer and hot soapy water.
And the lesson for the day? That every time I come into contact with children, or the actions of children impact on my life, it merely goes to reiterate how much I dislike children and how bloody intelligent the decision I made years ago never to have them was.
Also, that I really should think my actions through more before throwing boiling water at things, but we'll skip past that part...