At least it's not a throbbing love-stick

[moonlettuce]

Y'know, it's rather disconcerting to be reading quite a good story and then be totally thrown by the sudden appearance of cheesy porn!dialogue. *humph*

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[margueritem.livejournal.com]

I'm now imagining someone waving a stick around and declaring it to be a throbbing stick of love.

"It's not throbbing."

"It does when I do this!" *energic waving* *eye nearly taken out*

[alyse]

I always wonder if it's throbbing because they've hit it with a hammer. Not deliberately, of course, but because it got in the way when they were doing DIY.

You know. Like an extra thumb.

Either that, or someone's shoved batteries up their arse, sans protective dildo covering.

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

::grin::

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Well, the phrase is hard enough to hammer nails ::g::

Also: ouch!