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moonlettuceSo, last night I'm sitting in beren_writes's house, merrily writing porn and playing SingStar (for what it's worth, I can't sing, but can apparently score really high on Duran Duran's Rio ::grin::).
And while I was singingmattimooz appropriates the laptop and starts adding to the ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
mmom fic I'm in the middle of writing. And, since I feel this needs to be preserved for posterity, here is what she wrote. The first line's mine, the rest is entirely the fault of Matti...
How the Thundercats Ruined Dean Winchester's Sex Life
by Matti
Dean can feel the heat from Castiel's body as he steps behind him, closing the gap between them...
(breasts) (cock suckingly good breasts) (ridiculously humungous pendulous breasts) (Alright fine, they don’t have breasts. Just figured I'd try)
(Spatulas... do they have spatulas?)
Woo they apparently they have spatulas... WOOT ok so two hot guys with spatulas, what do they do with them? They cook omelettes of course. Once they've eaten their omelettes they wash up like good hot big men would and they break out the whipped cream and the wooden spoons, oh and the egg cups, cant forget the egg cups.)(once they had reached the hall because lets face it guys that hot wont wait till the bedroom they decided to remove all their clothes using the whisk they'd acquired, unfortunately this went a bit wrong and Dean may have got his very large throbbing penis caught in the whisk. There may have been a trip to casualty at this point but I was told I wasn’t allowed to discuss that. [For more details on this area please see the book]. Once all had been returned to its right shape they found themselves back in the hall with gone off cream and a set of bent kitchen implements (it wasn’t just the whisk that came into difficulty... the egg cup may have found itself in a place it wasn’t designated to be) so they broke out the Thundercat porn.
It was on the 3rd date that Dean and Castiel had discovered their shared love of explicit Snarf canoodling, you may think this is an odd topic to come up but they had been in a sushi bar and we all know what those places are like.
The Thundercat porn reached its climax just as Dean was using his mouth to ensure that Castiel reached his edge. As Wileykit and Wileycat were using their fingers to take Snarf to his ecstasy Castiel's mildly bitter semen burst forth into Deans mouth (there had been asparagus in the omelettes). Dean though he had been creating this situation wasn’t fully expecting this moment as he had been distracted by Wileykit's stunning ability with his fingers so he choked for a period of time. After Castiel recovered from his bliss he realised that Dean had turned a worrying shade of blue and there may have been another trip to the hospital. [as a note neither of these visits had included clothing, there just hadn’t been time]
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And that's all she wrote. (Thank the gods...) ::grin::
beren_writes's house, merrily writing porn and playing SingStar (for what it's worth, I can't sing, but can apparently score really high on Duran Duran's Rio ::grin::).And while I was singing
mattimooz appropriates the laptop and starts adding to the mmom fic I'm in the middle of writing. And, since I feel this needs to be preserved for posterity, here is what she wrote. The first line's mine, the rest is entirely the fault of Matti...How the Thundercats Ruined Dean Winchester's Sex Life
by Matti
Dean can feel the heat from Castiel's body as he steps behind him, closing the gap between them...
(breasts) (cock suckingly good breasts) (ridiculously humungous pendulous breasts) (Alright fine, they don’t have breasts. Just figured I'd try)
(Spatulas... do they have spatulas?)
Woo they apparently they have spatulas... WOOT ok so two hot guys with spatulas, what do they do with them? They cook omelettes of course. Once they've eaten their omelettes they wash up like good hot big men would and they break out the whipped cream and the wooden spoons, oh and the egg cups, cant forget the egg cups.)(once they had reached the hall because lets face it guys that hot wont wait till the bedroom they decided to remove all their clothes using the whisk they'd acquired, unfortunately this went a bit wrong and Dean may have got his very large throbbing penis caught in the whisk. There may have been a trip to casualty at this point but I was told I wasn’t allowed to discuss that. [For more details on this area please see the book]. Once all had been returned to its right shape they found themselves back in the hall with gone off cream and a set of bent kitchen implements (it wasn’t just the whisk that came into difficulty... the egg cup may have found itself in a place it wasn’t designated to be) so they broke out the Thundercat porn.
It was on the 3rd date that Dean and Castiel had discovered their shared love of explicit Snarf canoodling, you may think this is an odd topic to come up but they had been in a sushi bar and we all know what those places are like.
The Thundercat porn reached its climax just as Dean was using his mouth to ensure that Castiel reached his edge. As Wileykit and Wileycat were using their fingers to take Snarf to his ecstasy Castiel's mildly bitter semen burst forth into Deans mouth (there had been asparagus in the omelettes). Dean though he had been creating this situation wasn’t fully expecting this moment as he had been distracted by Wileykit's stunning ability with his fingers so he choked for a period of time. After Castiel recovered from his bliss he realised that Dean had turned a worrying shade of blue and there may have been another trip to the hospital. [as a note neither of these visits had included clothing, there just hadn’t been time]
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And that's all she wrote. (Thank the gods...) ::grin::
