Hmm... polls and spacemonkeys and blowjobs, oh my.

[moonlettuce]

So Sky One have this little poll thingy on their Stargate page asking "Who could defeat Col. Jack O'Neill?" And the choices they're giving are:

A) Gen. George S. Hammond
B) Dr Daniel Jackson
C) Teal'c

And, yup, you guessed it, Daniel's winning.

Cue the Sky One bods going "But, Teal'c's a warrior! He's the only one who could take Jack down. Jackson's just a geek."

Cue the fangirls who are clicking the Daniel choice thinking, 'Because all Danny needs to do is get down on his knees and blow Jack, and then it's all over but the hot spacemonkey sex.'

*grin*