MMoM Day 15: When Holy Water's Just Not Enough, SPN

[moonlettuce]

Title: When Holy Water's Just Not Enough
Author: Claire
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Dean gets baptised. Er, yeah, that's it, baptised...
Warnings: Crack. Bukkake.

Dean looked at the angel next to him. "Are you sure about this, Cas? 'Cause I gotta say this ain't like any baptism I've heard of."

Cas's gaze flicked away briefly, before serious blue eyes were back on him. "Er, it's angel magic, very heavy." Cas's tongue flicked out to lick at his lower lip. "Don't you trust me, Dean? Will you let me help you?"

And, damn, the angel must have been taking lessons from Sam because those were some serious puppy dog eyes going on. "Of course I trust you, Cas," Dean answered, sinking to his knees in the middle of the motel room.

Cas smiled, fingers already undoing his trousers. "Normally the whole garrison would be here to imbue you with power, but they're--" Cas paused. "Busy. Yes, they're very, very busy. Saving Seals and all that. So it's just me. Hope you don't mind."

Dean didn't answer and just tilted his head back, image of Cas's fingers wrapping around his cock the last thing he saw before he closed his eyes. There was a touch on his face, solid and warm as Cas's hand cupped his cheek, holding him in position as the sound of skin against skin filled the room.

Skin again skin, harsh breath and the occasion fuck and yes and gonna cover you like a bitch were all Dean heard until--

"Take the power, Dean!"

Cas's shout echoed around the room as warm fluid landed on Dean's face. "Take the power!"

Dean's skin tingled where Cas's essence had splattered against him and he could feel the energy of Heaven running through him, could feel the energy of Heaven dripping off his eyelashes.

He opened his eyes, strands of white obscuring his vision for a moment, until he rubbed a hand across his face, spreading Cas's power across his cheek.

He felt strong. He felt unbeatable. He felt slightly sticky. He felt as though he could take on the whole of Hell and win. He felt-- Sam standing in the doorway, Burger King bag in hand and look of disbelief across his features.

"Ah, jeez, Dean. You've got to stop falling for that!"

And Cas just grinned and vanished.

Comments

[big-heart-june.livejournal.com]

Oh man, lmfao! I love this so fucking much! *grins like an idiot*

[entropy-maximum.livejournal.com]

OMFG THIS IS AWESOME!!! SNEAKY!CAS FTW!!

[ruafair.livejournal.com]

OMFG that was fucking ace!!! Sneaky!Cas! Love it

Fiona

[casspeach.livejournal.com]

So, I'm never going to be able to watch Castiel and his angsty angel!pain ever again without seeing him shouting 'take the power, Dean' in my head.

Thanks!

I think.

[olympia-m.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOLOLOL

That is just *splutters!!!!* awesome!!!!
Oh, Cas! Oh, Dean!
OH SAM!!!!! *pets Sam*

[ibroketuesday.livejournal.com]

The best thing about this is the implication that Dean has fallen for it before.

<33333333

[archon-mentha.livejournal.com]

*dies* This is hysterical!

[elessae.livejournal.com]

*laughs so hard she has trouble breathing*

OH DEAN, ME KNOWS YOU KNOW CAS WAS UP TO NO GOOD AND LIKED IT ANYWAY.

[entangled-now.livejournal.com]

LMAO! I love gullible Dean so much.

[nightswhisper.livejournal.com]

XD and this is where Sam is scared for life...and gets taunting privledges for a year.

[lizajaneok.livejournal.com]

hahahaha! Oh, Cas!! Baptism, indeed!! ;)

[jaekayelle.livejournal.com]

Ha! Who knew Cas could be so sneaky? Just the thought of him talking like that is ROFLOL-worthy!

Also? Poor Sam!

[c00kie.livejournal.com]

So much funny, so much win.

I'm going to have the image of Cas saying "Take the power!" in my head all day, so thank you for that.

[lacks-a-life.livejournal.com]

Oh Dean XD haha Castiel you sneaky little angel you, not that it matters we all know Dean enjoyed it.
I'm not sure if I pity Sam or if I'm jealous of him . . .

[9-of-clubs.livejournal.com]

LMFAO hheheheh Cas you sneaky bastard XD - love it, excellent job :)

[xxamlaxx.livejournal.com]

gonna cover you like a bitch

ROFLMAO. Oh my god, I think I *died* of laughter when I read that part.

[kelly-girl.livejournal.com]

HA! I love Cas and his shifty looks of shiftyness.

[weltea.livejournal.com]

LMAO
That was bombastically fantastically awesomely funny.
And awesome.

Now,just how often has Dean fallen for that,so that Sam's already pretty okay with it?

[marci2001.livejournal.com]

Best cure after a crappy day at work, makes me laugh when I think about it.
I just like how you imply this is not the first time for Dean and Cas, when Sam comes in.
I am gonna have a blast when I am next in work shouting "take the power" at my workmates.
xx

[kira-bouviea.livejournal.com]

*stares*

I'm never gonna be able to look at Dean and Castiel in 'quite' the same way again.

*facepalm*

[slashaddicted.livejournal.com]

OMG that was so fucking hilarious.

[simithedemon.livejournal.com]

Fantastic! :)

[davechicken.livejournal.com]

!!!!!!!

= EPIC. WINS. LIKE. BATTLE OF MARATHON WIN.

LIKE THIS IS SPARTA WIN. BUT THE ORIGINAL AND NOT THE PHOTOSHOPPED GRAPHIC NOVEL TO FILM ONE, UNLESS YOU REALLY LIKED THAT IN WHICH CASE THAT.

You wins an internets.

[grandiose666.livejournal.com]

omfg!!!! *snicker*

[ilovesn.livejournal.com]

*cackles*