Next verse same as the first...
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moonlettuce(Fade out as Wesley is bent over Angel's desk.)
(Titles) {Note, the titles have also changed. First up is DB as Angel, naked in the bath. Next, we have JM as Spike, head thrown back in ecstasy as an unknown male gives him a blowjob. Then comes JAR as Charles Gunn, lounging naked on a chair and leisurely stroking himself. Fourth up is AH as Lorne, and an introduction where we discover that the horns ain't just on his head *grin*. Next up is MM as Harmony, kitted up in leather and heels and petting the head of a cute young thing whose head is resting on her thigh. Then it's CK as Lindsey McDonald, screaming in what could be either agony or joy as a blade is tracing the tattoos on his chest, drops of blood being licked up by Angel and Spike as they run down his sides. And last, but by no means least, we have AD as Wesley Wyndam-Pryce, kneeling demurely by Angel's chair, naked, hands behind his back and a collar circling his throat with the entwined letters of A and S hanging off it. People, I present to you: Angel - the big gay vampire show.}
(Fade back in after the titles.)
Angel (running a finger down Wesley's back): You know, I always thought you needed a good fucking.
Wesley (voice shivery): I really don't think-
Spike (plunging his cock into Wes's open mouth): Not thinking? Good idea.
(Wes's eyes widen as the cock slips past his lips.)
Spike: Suck, pet. You're meant to suck.
(Wes doesn't suck.)
(Spike pouts and looks at Angel.)
(Angel frowns and slaps Wes on the arse, hard.)
(Wes yelps around the flesh in his mouth and starts sucking.)
Spike: Much better. Thanks, Peaches.
Angel (smiling): My pleasure.
(Angel looks down at the red handprint on Wes's left buttock. Running his fingers over the mark, he gets a thoughtful look {I know, but suspension of belief, 'kay?}, and then spanks Wesley again.)
(Angel continues to spank Wesley until the advert break.)
[Adverts: buy a car; have some life insurance; buy a different car; ooh, toothpaste!; Rampant Rabbit vibrator now comes with free batteries; holiday in the UK, we're fun and have a Royal family!; buy a vastly over-priced car that bursts into flames if you crash it; mmm, chocolate.]
(Fade in after the adverts.)
(Spike is sitting on Angel's desk, looking thoroughly satisfied. Angel is still spanking.)
Wesley (sobbing): Please, Angel. *hiccup* Please.
Angel: Please *swat* what *swat*?
Wesley: F-fuck me.
Angel: Well, all you had to do was ask.
(Angel holds out a hand. Spike produces lube from pocket lubricant-filled hell dimension and squeezes some onto Angel's fingers.)
(Angel pushes two fingers into Wes.)
(Wes gasps and arches up off the desk.)
(Angel pulls out fingers and holds out hand again.)
(Spike squirts more lube.)
(Angel slathers lube onto his cock and thrusts into Wes.)
(Fade to advert break)
[Adverts: buy some chocolate that claims to be Cadburys but isn't, because it lies, I tell you, lies!; all Barney dvds now half price at Wal-Mart; yet another car; McDonalds strenuously deny all claims that their burgers are made from horse rectum; Eezy Cheeze, now in new edible can.]
(Fade in after the adverts.)
(Angel is still shagging Wes.)
(Shagging goes on for quite some time.)
(Fade to advert break)
[Adverts: Smallville season two out on dvd {if HBO fancy getting this one, as well, I know a big gay alien and a certain bald billionaire who would be very happy at the thought}; Hersheys announce new line to run alongside Kisses - Chocolate Starfish; new Britney album out; buy more chocolate; guess what? A car!.]
(Fade in after the adverts.)
(Shagging *still* going on.)
[several minutes later]
(Angel yells, thrusting once more into Wesley, before collapsing over Wes's back, gasping.)
Spike: Angel, stop panting.
Angel: Need... to get... breath... back.
Spike: Don't be a prat, you're a vampire.
Angel (standing up and pulling out of a completely limp Wes, who is unconscious from delirium on the desk): Oh yeah.
(Spike rolls his eyes, produces two cigarettes, lights them and hands one to Angel.)
Angel: You know, Spike, I really can't understand why we spent so long fighting, when tag-teaming Wesley is so much more enjoyable.
Spike: You said it, mate.
Wesley: *gurble*
Angel (patting Wesley's arse soothingly): There, there, Wes.
Spike: So, what are doing while Wes-Pet here recovers?
Angel: Well, I always thought Lindsey could do with a bit more discipline in his life.
(Angel and Spike grin at each other.)
(Fade to black.)
(Credits.)
(Titles) {Note, the titles have also changed. First up is DB as Angel, naked in the bath. Next, we have JM as Spike, head thrown back in ecstasy as an unknown male gives him a blowjob. Then comes JAR as Charles Gunn, lounging naked on a chair and leisurely stroking himself. Fourth up is AH as Lorne, and an introduction where we discover that the horns ain't just on his head *grin*. Next up is MM as Harmony, kitted up in leather and heels and petting the head of a cute young thing whose head is resting on her thigh. Then it's CK as Lindsey McDonald, screaming in what could be either agony or joy as a blade is tracing the tattoos on his chest, drops of blood being licked up by Angel and Spike as they run down his sides. And last, but by no means least, we have AD as Wesley Wyndam-Pryce, kneeling demurely by Angel's chair, naked, hands behind his back and a collar circling his throat with the entwined letters of A and S hanging off it. People, I present to you: Angel - the big gay vampire show.}
(Fade back in after the titles.)
Angel (running a finger down Wesley's back): You know, I always thought you needed a good fucking.
Wesley (voice shivery): I really don't think-
Spike (plunging his cock into Wes's open mouth): Not thinking? Good idea.
(Wes's eyes widen as the cock slips past his lips.)
Spike: Suck, pet. You're meant to suck.
(Wes doesn't suck.)
(Spike pouts and looks at Angel.)
(Angel frowns and slaps Wes on the arse, hard.)
(Wes yelps around the flesh in his mouth and starts sucking.)
Spike: Much better. Thanks, Peaches.
Angel (smiling): My pleasure.
(Angel looks down at the red handprint on Wes's left buttock. Running his fingers over the mark, he gets a thoughtful look {I know, but suspension of belief, 'kay?}, and then spanks Wesley again.)
(Angel continues to spank Wesley until the advert break.)
[Adverts: buy a car; have some life insurance; buy a different car; ooh, toothpaste!; Rampant Rabbit vibrator now comes with free batteries; holiday in the UK, we're fun and have a Royal family!; buy a vastly over-priced car that bursts into flames if you crash it; mmm, chocolate.]
(Fade in after the adverts.)
(Spike is sitting on Angel's desk, looking thoroughly satisfied. Angel is still spanking.)
Wesley (sobbing): Please, Angel. *hiccup* Please.
Angel: Please *swat* what *swat*?
Wesley: F-fuck me.
Angel: Well, all you had to do was ask.
(Angel holds out a hand. Spike produces lube from pocket lubricant-filled hell dimension and squeezes some onto Angel's fingers.)
(Angel pushes two fingers into Wes.)
(Wes gasps and arches up off the desk.)
(Angel pulls out fingers and holds out hand again.)
(Spike squirts more lube.)
(Angel slathers lube onto his cock and thrusts into Wes.)
(Fade to advert break)
[Adverts: buy some chocolate that claims to be Cadburys but isn't, because it lies, I tell you, lies!; all Barney dvds now half price at Wal-Mart; yet another car; McDonalds strenuously deny all claims that their burgers are made from horse rectum; Eezy Cheeze, now in new edible can.]
(Fade in after the adverts.)
(Angel is still shagging Wes.)
(Shagging goes on for quite some time.)
(Fade to advert break)
[Adverts: Smallville season two out on dvd {if HBO fancy getting this one, as well, I know a big gay alien and a certain bald billionaire who would be very happy at the thought}; Hersheys announce new line to run alongside Kisses - Chocolate Starfish; new Britney album out; buy more chocolate; guess what? A car!.]
(Fade in after the adverts.)
(Shagging *still* going on.)
[several minutes later]
(Angel yells, thrusting once more into Wesley, before collapsing over Wes's back, gasping.)
Spike: Angel, stop panting.
Angel: Need... to get... breath... back.
Spike: Don't be a prat, you're a vampire.
Angel (standing up and pulling out of a completely limp Wes, who is unconscious from delirium on the desk): Oh yeah.
(Spike rolls his eyes, produces two cigarettes, lights them and hands one to Angel.)
Angel: You know, Spike, I really can't understand why we spent so long fighting, when tag-teaming Wesley is so much more enjoyable.
Spike: You said it, mate.
Wesley: *gurble*
Angel (patting Wesley's arse soothingly): There, there, Wes.
Spike: So, what are doing while Wes-Pet here recovers?
Angel: Well, I always thought Lindsey could do with a bit more discipline in his life.
(Angel and Spike grin at each other.)
(Fade to black.)
(Credits.)
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Date: 2004-03-24 05:34 pm (UTC)So, when is this ep airing again?!
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Date: 2004-03-25 02:42 pm (UTC)Next Tuesday.
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*grin*
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