I want a Cthulhu dildo!

[moonlettuce]

And, wow, that's a sentence you don't get to say often..

http://necronomicox.com/ (Link snaffled from beren_writes)

Seriously, who doesn't want one of these guys in their bedroom?

Awesome dildo is awesome...

They do zombies as well!

So long as you don't have bits decaying and falling off, you're good...