I want a Cthulhu dildo!

[moonlettuce]

And, wow, that's a sentence you don't get to say often..

http://necronomicox.com/ (Link snaffled from beren_writes)

Seriously, who doesn't want one of these guys in their bedroom?

Awesome dildo is awesome...

They do zombies as well!

So long as you don't have bits decaying and falling off, you're good...

Comments

[fides.livejournal.com]

Somehow when I followed that link I thought of you :-D

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Seriously, this is one of the first sites I'm hitting when I win the lottery. Cthulhu dildos for everyone!

[fides.livejournal.com]

I'm just glad they are so expensive - because otherwise I know what the Connotation prizes would be next year (or three).

Somehow the tentacles worry me less than the zombie!cocks (especially after some of the discussions this year).

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

When I win the lottery, they're going in everyone's stockings...

[fides.livejournal.com]

Oh is that where you are supposed to put them?! I always thought... never mind ;-)

[loki-dip.livejournal.com]

After the dazzle cock (http://tantusinc.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TD&Product_Code=VAMP) nothing shocks me anymore!

Zombie dildos don't sound as cute. But then do you want one to be cute? It might then seem wrong to use it if it's all innocent like puppies and rainbows?

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

The best bit about 'The Vamp' is the comments - mainly about it being less sparkly than people wanted ::g::

The thing with the zombie dildo is that you could just leave it lying around and pretend it fell off someone during the last zombie apocalypse. Although, I may be over-thinking it slightly ::g::

[loki-dip.livejournal.com]

We discovered it pre-release *ahem* but went back a couple of weeks ago to reread the comments. Part of me wants to see one just to kinda believe it. The rest of me is sane. :)

This is true. There is no over-thinking of dildos. Just think, someone's job is to design these things. Hell, a whole team of people. That must be fun. Imagine meeting people at parties!

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Dude, that would be epic.

"So, what do you do then?"

"Oh, I design dildos. my latest is the zombie peen. Do you want to see one?" *whips out a spare from my back pocket*

[realpestilence.livejournal.com]

I'd be scared to use one of those-it might burst out into tentacles or start speaking in tongues or something, lol.

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

But everything's better with tentacles ;D