I may have too much free time on my hands

[moonlettuce]

So, earlier today there was a conversation on Twitter between myself, beren_writes and temaris. It may have been about movies consisting of oversized, genetically engineered creatures and it may have led to us talking about-- well, it may have led to us talking about this:



And, yes, I would watch the hell out of this movie. (And possibly also write porn about it.)

Comments

[pomkeygeekange.livejournal.com]

The scary thing is If you pitched that idea to certain companies they would probably take you up on it.

Even more scary is that people would watch this! And take it seriously!

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

I'd totally watch it! ::grin::

[derryderrydown.livejournal.com]

Pitch it to Syfy!

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Never have I wanted to work for SyFy as much as I do at this very moment ::grin::

[zellieh]

Wait -- you don't work for SyFy?!

I thought it had to be you, in charge of their programming...

Wait wait wait -- this means there could be -- *gasp* -- TWO OF YOU?!

Right, that's it: YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO GO NEAR THE SYFY HQ!!!

I'm serious -- if you ever meet your other-self, the universe could implode!!!

[zellieh]

I love this! I'm reminded of the sketch in The Goodies, with the kitten climbing the Telecoms tower (is that the right name for that building? The one that was the tallest in London for a while, until they built a taller one? Has a UFO stuck on the top of it, and loads of satellite dishes?)

Anyway, my dodgy memory aside, I've had a thing for giant kittens threatening Civilisation As We Know It ever since, and I would totally contribute a special effects budget of, ooh, £5 to this film. (I know, I know -- it's a ridiculously large SFX budget for this sort of film, but we'll need a high-quality toy kitten with realistic claws for the cats-paw close-ups)

Also, on a scale of one to whoah, mama!, how shirtless are Misha Collins and Michael Shanks going to be? Enquiring minds want to know!

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

There will be shirtlessness, hurt/comfort and Michael Shanks saving Misha Collins from getting eaten by a giant kitten. The gratitude resulting from this will lead to more shirtlessness ;D

[mos-self.livejournal.com]

and Michael Shanks saving Misha Collins from getting eaten by a giant kitten
How sad is it that when I first read this, I understood "and Michael Shanks shaving Misha Collins"? Which, of course, has us veering off towards Kinksville...

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Michael Shanks shaving Misha Collins

And I'd be more than willing to read that, too ::grin::

[lassroyale.livejournal.com]

Oh my - could you imagine the size of those hairballs? They'd create their own toxic wastelands. And Misha AND Shanks, together on the err, bigger screen? You bet your sweet ass I'm there!

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

The fandom would be epic. And full of porn. (And possibly hairballs...) :D

[beren-writes.livejournal.com]

OMG! It's brilliant! I'm so glad Empire liked it ;)

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

I feel that 10 out of 10 was the least Empire could give it ;D

[entangled-now.livejournal.com]

This needs to be made into a movie by Syfy. This is perfect for them perfect ♥

Sloths are terrifying! Slow but terrifying.

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

It would be a case of:

"Ah! It's coming to kill us!"

::waits five minutes::

"It's still coming!"

::five more minutes::

"It's nearly here! Look at the teeth on that thing!"

::whistles, waits some more::

"Oh noes! It's on top of us!"

And so on and so forth ::grin::

[entangled-now.livejournal.com]

LMAO! I'm now tragically sad that I will never be able to watch this!

[temaris.livejournal.com]

Awesome. Truly :) Could only be improved by Hewlett as the irascible yet kitten loving scientist for whom everything goes wrong. Ship wars FTW! :D

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Nooooo! You can't break up the otp! ::grin::

(Okay, so I'm not admitting to actually writing fic for this in my head. I'm not.)