Question...

[moonlettuce]

If a ninja illegally downloads a movie, thereby also becoming a pirate, is he then his own worst enemy?

Comments

[alyse]

Only if zombies are also involved.

[xandutch.livejournal.com]

Now I am trying to figure out how the zombies are involved, and possibly my tired brain should not attempt that!

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Zombies are always involved. They're sneaky little fuckers like that :D

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Are the zombies strippers?

[alyse]

... Possibly.

Either that or bunnies. It must be bunnies!

[trobadora]

*gigglesnort*

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

It's a question that must be answered ;D

[xandutch.livejournal.com]

Truly one of the Great Questions.

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Indeed. That and why did the chicken cross the road?

[alyse]

Why did the punk rocker cross the road?

He was stapled to the chicken.

Ba-da-boom. Thank you! I'll be here all night.

[shetiger.livejournal.com]

You're on a roll today, aren't you?

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Nope, I'm on a chair...

::g,d,rlh::

[metaallu.livejournal.com]

It's legal if they're a Canadian ninja.

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

Everything's legal if you're a Canadian ninja. Even the things that aren't...

[metaallu.livejournal.com]

I know ;)

[caedesdeo.livejournal.com]

The ninja has thus become a paradox, and as a result falls out of the linear space-time continuum. This upsets the paradox, because it misses the end of the film.

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

But then he'll never know if the butler did it!

[caedesdeo.livejournal.com]

He won't. But on the plus side, he can now see infinity. Which is blue.

[beren-writes.livejournal.com]

ROTFLOL - I love your brain!

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

My brain loves you too! (Possibly in very pervy ways...) ::grin::