Yes, that noise you just heard was Claire whimpering...

[moonlettuce]

::headdesk::

I'm actually now seriously regretting not living in London.

Why am I regretting this?

Well, that would be because London is where Tom Hiddleston will be on stage reading erotic fiction.

Tom Hiddleston.

On stage.

Reading erotic fiction.

Kill me now.

http://subtle-sarcasm.tumblr.com/post/16182207133/nun-gun-tom-hiddleston-to-participate-in

Comments

[libitina]

Tickets have been on sale for 11 days. How is it not sold out?

(and, no, I'm not checking airfare prices right now)

ETA:

Passenger	Fare	Taxes, fees, charges and surcharges per person	Total price
1 Adult	$ 99.00	$ 614.79	$ 713.79

[aithine]

*whimper* Hey, at least you at least have a chance of getting there to see it and aren't on the other side of the planet. ;)