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[moonlettuce]

Plaque seen in a shop:

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

Comments

On a fridge magnet

[temaris.livejournal.com]

I'm on a 30 day diet... and I've already lost fifteen days!

Re: On a fridge magnet

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

The other one I liked was:

Chocolate, coffee and men... they're all better when they're rich.

[tasha27.livejournal.com]

A-ha I knew there was a way to conquer the universe as well as just the world. Give them chocolate and then control the market with an iron hand. The galactic council will be on their knees before you can say licketysplit! :-)