Avengers and the Convenient Coulsonsleep

[moonlettuce]

So, I just read an article (http://www.aintitcool.com/node/55655 - Avengers spoilers, for those who haven't yet seen the movie) which is about the author theorizing that Coulson isn't dead (he ISN'T! ::sticks fingers in ears:: la-la-la-la) and the reasons why he thinks that.

But, the bit that got me giggling like a loon was one of the responses, which was:

The Son of Coul isn't dead, he simply entered in the Coulsleep.

Because I now want a fic where Phil enters convenient Coulsonsleep every time he wants to avoid something. Just picture it:

Clint: Hey, Phil, what's this I hear about you dating a cellist in Portland?
Phil: *Convenient Coulsonsleep*

~

Steve: Apparently Coulson watched me when I was sleeping.
Clint: Oh, he did, did he?
Phil: *Convenient Coulsonsleep*

~

Clint: Phil, it's your turn to take out the trash.
Phil: *Convenient Coulsonsleep*

~

Just think of all the scenarios in which convenient Coulsonsleep would be, well, convenient *\o/*

Comments

[selenay]

Obviously I will in no ways encourage this. Nu uh.

Ignore the grabby hands. It's an involuntary response

[moonlettuce]

Phil's convenient Coulsonsleep brings all the boys to the yard ::grin::

The crack alone would be epic.

[ruric]

Coulsleep?

*snickers*

I join in denial with you!

[moonlettuce]

Convenient Coulsonsleep is totally how it happens ;)

[ladyvyola]

Works for me!

With a touch of Python: Everyone knows the Coulson prefers kippin' on his back!

[moonlettuce]

This is most definitely not an ex-Coulson ;)