Impressed or Disturbed? It Could Go Either Way...

[moonlettuce]

So, I found out today that one of our members of staff (not my department) had his contract terminated due to masturbating at his desk. Apparently he denied it, but the evidence was on the underside of the desk :\ (And also, I really hope they made him clean the desk before he left.)

Now, keep in mind that all the floors in our office are a) open plan and b) in a building where the outer walls are composed pretty much entirely of window.

I'm not sure whether to be slightly disturbed by someone tossing one off in the office or kind of impressed at the apparent ninja wanking skills some guys in Newcastle seem to have developed.

Comments

[libitina]

Who has the job of performing spot checks on desk undersides?

[katemonkey]

Dude, he couldn't even clean his desk after the fact?

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.

[phantomas]

ewww, but, ..yes, impressed. Poor guy must have been desperate, though. Unless the thrill was the motivation ;)

Also, I just thought, I'm just a train ride away from Newcastle, so perhaps one of these days I could come for the day and have a nutter? :)