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[moonlettuce]

I got the url for The Advertising Slogan Generator through on a couple of lists. So I had to have a go. I came up with:

Nothing Sucks Like A Lex. (as Clark will testify to)
Feel The Raw Hard Lex Of The Road.
Give The Dog A Lex. (well, Clark *is* Lex's bitch {eg})
Make It A Clark Night. (and Lex often does)
You Too Can Have A Clark Like Mine. (cloning!Lex)
Hungry? Why Wait? Grab a Clark.

Do The Krycek. (um, yes, please!!)
A Krycek A Day Helps You Work, Rest and Play.
Got Krycek? (no, but Mulder has ;)
Does You Does, or Does You Don't Take Mulder? (well, Alex does... repeatedly if he can)
Double the Pleasure, Double the Mulder. (looks like Alex has been helping Lex with those cloning experiments)
Nothing Comes Between Me And My Mulder.

Unzip A Wesley (oh, believe me, I would if I could)
Because Wesley is Complicated Enough.
Mild Green Wesley Liquid. (it's *green?!* - has someone warned Angel?)
Top Breeders Recommend Angel. (snerk)
I Bet He Drinks Angel. (Oh he does... every time they're alone ;)
For a Hard-Earned Thirst, Angel.

Okay, I'm stopping now before I get *totally* carried away with this...