So, I get pointed to a quiz that's going to tell me what slashy Krycek cliche I am. You really think I wasn't going to do it {eg}

What Slashy Krycek Cliche Are You?
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Holyyyy shit! Krycek, you are a total badass! Armed to the teeth with switchblades, hunting knives, garottes, Glock .45's, and thermite grenades, nobody messes with you. For crying out loud, you can kill a man with one hand in under a second! Slash readers and writers alike find you unbearably sexy, especially when they get to the loving depictions of your tight black leather trousers, steel-toed boots, and emotionless, blank green eyes. Rrroowwwrrr! You kick serious ass, Hardboiled Stone-Cold Killer Cliche Krycek!
Personally, I think it was the:
Question: Oh, no! Mulder has been kidnapped!
Answer: Yeah, I know. I had to pistol-whip the bastard in the head about seventeen times before he'd stop struggling.
that did it for me {veg}

What Slashy Krycek Cliche Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla
Holyyyy shit! Krycek, you are a total badass! Armed to the teeth with switchblades, hunting knives, garottes, Glock .45's, and thermite grenades, nobody messes with you. For crying out loud, you can kill a man with one hand in under a second! Slash readers and writers alike find you unbearably sexy, especially when they get to the loving depictions of your tight black leather trousers, steel-toed boots, and emotionless, blank green eyes. Rrroowwwrrr! You kick serious ass, Hardboiled Stone-Cold Killer Cliche Krycek!
Personally, I think it was the:
Question: Oh, no! Mulder has been kidnapped!
Answer: Yeah, I know. I had to pistol-whip the bastard in the head about seventeen times before he'd stop struggling.
that did it for me {veg}