All hail the conquering heroine...

[moonlettuce]

For the armies of the Evil Dustbunnies of Doom (tm) have been thwarted. Thwarted and sent back to the darkness from whence they came, seeking to cover everything in fine powers of grey. Their soldiers lie smoted by my hand, their generals prostrate at my feet, their minions scattered to the four winds. And their leader, the one who set them on this perilous course lies defeated, powerless, slave to my whims. No more shall he set his armies against me. No more shall the air dance with his mocking laughter. No more shall his gaze cast itself out from the lands, across the seas and over the mountains. No more shall the frolicking of little lambs and the playfulness of small puppies be interrupted by his heinous thoughts. I am his Mistress and he bows down before my wrath.

For I have dusted, and I am victorious!