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Leaving Verb tied to the bed in a quivering heap, Noun walked out of the bedroom. Trailing a hand along the smooth walls as he walked down the stairs, he stopped when he came to the door that led to what had once been the basement. He'd loved this house when he first saw it. The garden was large, the neighbourhood was great and best of all it had a basement. A large basement. A large basement that hadn't remained a basement for long.

Humming to himself, he opened the door and flicked the light switch before heading down the stairs. Ignoring the corner of the room, he walked over to the wall where Adverb was chained. Trailing a finger over Adverb's cheek, he smiled at the wetness he could feel.

"Your brother is upstairs," he commented. He really would have liked to have had both Verb and Adverb together. After all, identical twins made such a perfect pair. But, in the end, he'd left Adverb downstairs. "He whimpers so beautifully when he's fucked."

Noun pinched one of Adverb's nipples, rolling it between his fingers. "Maybe tomorrow I'll have you perform together. Perfect mirror images sucking each other. But not tonight."

Giving the nipple one last pinch, Noun walked over to the open cabinet against the wall. Running his hand over the implements inside, Noun tried to decide which one to use. His hand hovering over the cane, he smiled. Perfect. Sliding his fingers over the supple wood, he glanced into the corner. "Don't worry," he told Adjective, "you're next." And then he headed back towards Adverb.

Date: 2004-07-25 03:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lost-house.livejournal.com
you know, this stuff just doesn't work for me. all i can picture is the usborne english grammar book i had when i was a kid & noun, verb, adverb and the rest were these little cartoon detective guys with different coloured trench coats.

it's very disturbing...

Date: 2004-07-25 03:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lost-house.livejournal.com
in fact, this (http://www.ubah.com/ecommerce/details.asp?sid=K1117&gid=4891484&number=003986&title=Word+Detective&sqlwhere=+title+like+%27Word+Detective%27) book...

too much nostalgia this weekend :)

Date: 2004-07-26 11:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlettuce.livejournal.com
I can write trenchcoat!porn...

Date: 2004-07-27 09:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lost-house.livejournal.com
wrong, so wrong...

ooh, john constantine porn...

Date: 2004-07-30 01:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlettuce.livejournal.com
*ponders thought*

*grins*

John Constantine/Pete Wisdom

*grins again*

Date: 2004-07-26 11:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlettuce.livejournal.com
And you finding the things I do disturbing is different how?

Date: 2004-07-27 09:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lost-house.livejournal.com
no difference, i just like to make sure you know :)

Date: 2004-07-25 09:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparklebutch.livejournal.com
Meow. A good, happy meow.

Date: 2004-07-26 11:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlettuce.livejournal.com
::smooch::

Date: 2004-07-26 07:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ceruleancat.livejournal.com
Contribution for the kinky linguist?

But hey, what about the preposition?

Date: 2004-07-26 11:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlettuce.livejournal.com
Grammar orgy!

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