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How to make a moonlettuce
Ingredients:

1 part obsessive compulsive bitch

3 parts gay porn slut

3 parts supreme overlord of the omniverse (with minions!)
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a hollow pyrex dildo. Add one small green alien, for love me love my alien! Overindulge horrendously! With chocolate! And possibly tentacles!

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